1. i only shave my face on saturdays
2. i cook, and my wife does the washing up
3. i want a pair of green adidas that i saw at the mall but they don't have my size.
4. i don't own a TV or a stereo
5. i'm at work right now
6. my first car was orange
7. i cut my own hair
8. i commute to work by tram and subway
9. i don't speak the language here
10. i have only owned a mobile phone for three years
11. i have three degrees in anthropology
12. i have looked out of my bedroom window and seen a bear
13. i really like beer
14. i am an ex vegan. now i eat dead animals regularly.
15. i went through a goth phase. what was i thinking?
16. i need glasses
17. i have absolutely no musical talent
18. i watch a movie or a few tv episodes on my computer every night
19. i use windows 7
20. i love hiking and camping
21. i spend more time on my computer than i do in my bed
22. i have lived alone in the desert for weeks at a time
23. i'm good with a chainsaw
24. i'm obsessed with customizing my computer
25. i want to go to space and eat mushrooms in zero gravity while listening to DJ Shadow
26. i'm an overachiever

20. What kind of camping...like are we talking roughing it in a tent or the open air, or in a cabin (not real camping)?
23. In a serial killer kinda way or a lumberjack firewood kind way? :p:
25. I don't know why, but that does sound amazingly fun.

You know how to have a good time.

20. real camping. with a massive pack and 20 miles on foot and dried beef and a sleeping bag and bears and drinking from streams.
23. :D
25. doesn't it? especially if it's in a big transparent bubble so i can look out over the earth and out at the stars. it'd be good to have a case of good beer too (but alas, beer doesn't do too good in space). plus maybe some naked ladies and maybe a a box of blunts. that's my idea of a fun weekend :)

Ah Windows 7, the appropriately named, 8th installment of Windows.

1. I'm 22 and still a virgin.

2. Like Jackhammer I'm not into cars and I also don't drive.

3. My grandmother (on my fathers side) wanted me aborted.

4. I'm an aspiring writer, I hope to be a filmmaker.

5. I own 7 music instruments, I don't know how to play any of them.

6. I have a peculiar fetish for women who shave their heads. I have an unusually large folder of bald chick pictures.

7. Hannity is my favorite comedy program on television.

8. I suffer from a genetic gum disease, all of my front upper teeth are fake.

9. I have two cats, Taz and Maggie.

10. My mother owns a beauty salon called Cherie's Nails.

11. I collect disability money for mental illness, which I need to pay for the rent, so I'm unemployed and not really by choice.

12. I'm a Bleach fan, and obviously, Rukia is my favorite character.

13. If I met Morrissey in person I'd probably insult him.

14. I live with my grandmother on my mothers side and I have lived with her since I was 3 monthes old.

15. My grandmother watches the Sci Fi channel all day, my god The Outer Limits is a really lame show.

16. I have been home schooled since 3rd grade.

17. My stepfather is a firefighter.

18. I have 10 siblings, 3 half brothers, 5 stepbrothers and 2 stepsisters.

19. My favorite color is purple.

20. There's a green bucket hat that I ALWAYS wear and always have for the past 5 years, I stole it from my ex-stepdad.

21. My favorite movie is American Beauty.

22. I hate british slang with a f*cking passion.

23. Even though she's been in a motherload of awful movies, I still have somewhat of a crush on Christina Ricci.

24. I've must have played and beaten Star Fox 64 well over 300 times.

25. I know jack sh*t about sports.

Jesus H Corbett. How the frig can you not like British slang There is nothing better than talking a load of old pony and half of you not having the foggiest what we are gabbering on about.

I ought to get on the blower and have a word in your shell like. :D

hahaha yeah right. Unless you're 60?

:rofl: That has to be one of the saddest things I've ever read.
You're going to make one hell of a director my friend.

I like a lot of British slang but I have to say the whole rhyming slang thing is pretty ridiculous.

Oh come on. Hit me with your best shot. :p: