likes Brad Pitt's dildo

probably has ***** collection

has Brad Pitt porn

loves brad pitt porn

as do the abovenamed

Loves burger eating Filipinos

hates The Virgin's virginity

Impressive, dictatorial film buff

Namesake is German Expressionist.

namesake is brainless Barbarian

Has murdered twelve prostitutes.

level headed kinda guy

Wishes.....I'd......respond.......honestly


*fighting strong urges but MB prison time has rehabilitated me*

still obsessed with me

Likes to spank me.

Lords it over bats

he catches butterflies beautifully

likes scary looking children

Likes scary black men

is not john travolta

Digs old people music. :laughing:

phishing for ungrateful dead

Severely misses The Virgin

ditto for abovenamed also

Lies about anal virginity

lies about finger banging

Looks exactly like avatar.

Is not bi winning

wishes he had claws

Is not a woman.

is not a bunny

tight lips sink slips

Tight bums, no jail

Large font in signature

a dude in red

Great taste in women.

neither lonely nor misfitting

Wanted Virgin's butt virginity.

wanted my butt virginity

is a future pyromaniac