Do mine! :D
Tomasz - that's my real, first name.
Can't wait :D

'Rain Dogs' is a Tom Waits album and you are a big Tom Waits fan. The rest of your username leaves me completely nonplussed but then you do like to throw the occasional curveball into the mix. Your rhetoric is highly original but your spelling is rushed and prone to errors. I guess that you have so much exploding out of your brain that you rush everything, although no females have confirmed this at the present time.

A literal meaning to myself for your name is a clumsy twat of a friend sat on your copy of 'Rain Dogs' and broke the fucking thing, but that seems too easy an explanation. You are shrouded in mystery sir.

You like eating fish eggs and the latter half of your name rhymes with Formica which is boring plastic laminate. It does also relate to ants so maybe with the roe connection you are into beastiality?

No you bloody don't!

Usernames only.

A boopie is slang for a mistake and your surname is probably jones. I guess your school work is untidy and incomplete. That's because you listen to too much ska! Do some work ffs.

You named yourself after a range of Granny hat's- lame as fuck.

Surell Accessories

Bring on the humiliation that is only humiliating if you have no visible life outside this FORUM! *Organ picks up*

No, they named their Granny hats after me.

Proggyman.

Please, master of names, tell me my destiny.

O.K. jacky boy... take your best shot ;Seven Gauge Jamesson I of America

My surname isn't jones but my schoolwork is the definition of "untidy and incomplete" - really.

You are not bad at this.

I like how I was skipped.

Rez or RezZ ?hmmmmmmmm