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Old 01-02-2009, 02:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Here are my favorites.

1. ashley
a bad ass mother****er who who won't take no **** off of nobody

2. ashley
the most beautiful woman ive ever met and the love of my life

5. ashley
A person that likes to randomly get pissed at you for no reason.

6. ashley
A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best.
not many can handle her.
someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a ****kk.
someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.
She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.
She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.

7. ashley
1. Another name for acetylsalicylic acid; good for headaches.
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The best one:
2. Dustin
Used to describe persons who attend formal places wearing shorts.
"Did you see that guy at the funeral wearing shorts?"
"OMG tell me about it - what a Dustin"
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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2. Zack

(adj,noun) The greatest nigga alive. He is the best at everything. Everyone loves him. see also Beast or Dat Nigga

1st Girl: "Let me tell you...John was ****ing me so good that when he told me to say his name I yelled out Zack."
2nd Girl: "Too bad he doesn't have a gorilla **** like the real Zack the Greatest.


Damn straight.
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

Yeah
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1. Stephenie
Often thought of as a writer by those other than herself, obsessed with being bitten by a vampire in some dark alley in Italy
I am not a Stephenie! I can't write 700 pages in two days!
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Sam
Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
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Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"

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^^A wanker then, in other words
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Sam means the name of one person who is:
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"I bet your not Sam...like me"

Sam?
No wonder you use Alfred.
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Old 01-02-2009, 02:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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sam
sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.
whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"
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1. Courtney
The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men, but belongs only to me! Look up also, Pimptress or Genius

2. Courtney
A cutie that all boys tend to fall for, a hot piece of ass.

3. Courtney
Sweetest girl in the world
great and fun everyone loves her.

4. Courtney
A Person with the tendency to overly obsess over something.

5. Courtney
A cool chick, Very Funny, Pretty, Great Fun, always laughing and smiling




I'm so great! Oh, wait........whats this?!



6. Courtney
A fucking whore who enjoys bending over backwards to observe the tranny surgery she had done recently, while coveting on the boyfriends of those who are way sexier than her. A piece of sloppy seconds with only congealed sperm set in a jello mold for brains, who enjoys being eaten out by large furry animals and munches on the cocks of tiny jewish men. Has a tendency to orgasm at the site of old ladies and enjoys sucking on their slimy and fragrant fecal matter.
GONA-SIPHA-HERPAL-AIDs-ITIS

Oh my Gosh that is gross you have courtney



And a few more of my favorites....

9. Courtney
someone obsessed with duct tape, pirating movies, playing water polo, the color grey, and eating.

a courtney is recognized by the smell of chlorine, amazing bed hair, black/grey/athletic clothing, and random outbursts of, "Do you remember in Final Destination 3, when that goth chick got shot in the head 20 times by a staple gun."

she spends her school days at del campo, lunchtimes with her friends, afterschool with water polo and sleeping, nights with computer and eventually sleep, and weekends with fun activities and church


14. Courtney
A slutty trash whore usally found in allys or projects. They are identified by their ripped stockings and emo hair. Also a nickname for transvestites.
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