Post what your name means according to Urban Dictionary (doors, goth)

Meph1986 · 01-03-2009, 12:08 AM

Daniel

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This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

sweet_nothing · 01-03-2009, 12:16 AM

sweet nothing
a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other.

Most likely invented by the French...
He whispered sweet nothings into her ear until she let him f'dunk her

FireInCairo · 01-03-2009, 12:48 AM

Thomas -
1. a male who is exceptionally good in bed.
i.e. I slept with a thomas last night and it was earth shattering pleasure

2. A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

3. A form of tank engine
hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night?

4. a very large mangina
"how's your thomas doing today?"

5. thomas' means twin.
Thomas also is meant to be a doubter according to the bible

6. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him

7. literally the nicest person in the worlddddddd

kindof a sucky driver
but a really good walker.

a good person! with awesome friends like kyle and jenny

thomas is C00L

WWWP · 01-03-2009, 02:45 AM

There's no definition for wolverinewolfweiselpigeon... what the crap!?

Surell · 01-03-2009, 03:22 AM

All three of mine are great:

1. Tristan

The exclusive #500th Pokemon made for Pokemon: Jesus Editon. You have to accept Jesus as your savior to unlock Tristan, who is located in Jerusalem. You can only catch Tristan with a Jew Ball, which is recieved when you defeat the Muslim Infidels, earlier in the crusade. Tristan is level 95, making him the strongest Pope in the game.

"Yeah, I tried catching Tristan with my Charzard. ****ing Pope spilled holy water on it KO'ing it."

2. Tristan

A Man with not only a large penis, but a healthy set of balls to boot. Always a caring lover in the sense that he will continue to the point of his own orgasm.

Girl #1: Yeah i met this boy last night, when i got him naked i was really impressed, unfortunately he was a stereotypical tristan.
Girl #2: Atleast you got to enjoy his large organ for a minute, atleast he wasn't a jordan

3. Tristan

Definition 1:
A homosexual male who becomes aroused by the feel and taste of the ejaculant from a 14 year old boy
Also soaly jacks off to enjoy the taste of his own sperm.

Definition 2:
To fill a average size cup with ejaculant and pooring it over the face and genitals of a 14 year old male.

you are such a poofter! you are the biggest tristan ive ever seen

hey he pulled a tristan with his boy friend last night! they both were covered in it!

Piss Me Off · 01-03-2009, 06:54 AM

1. Luke

A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day

You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches

sleepy jack · 01-03-2009, 07:15 AM

1. Ethan
A male given name meaning strong, firm and safe.
Of course the girls like him, his name is Ethan after all.

Such lies but I was distracted by the entries for ethancore...

3. ethancore
a state of raging homosexuality derived from listening to Bright Eyes 24/7. Side effects include raging homosexuality, eating scrotum, and not differing from good music and bad. Erections lasting longer than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention, but you don't give a fuck, you're ethancore. Ouch!

Ouch indeed Urban Dictionarier, ouch indeed.

ya_ba · 01-03-2009, 08:38 AM

Yael - 1. yael 68 up, 25 down love ithate it

The hottest woman you will ever meet. CAUTION: you might spray your shorts upon laying eyes on her.
I saw Yael and BAM! I blew a load.

2. Yael 1 thumb up love ithate it

Hot, sweet, fun, fly, fine, life partner, a sexy mama from the block, someone you can get crunk with, the person you want to be with when you go to a *** bar, someone who has the memory the size of texas, a tasty drink, a shoulder to cry on, the best friend ever.
Dayum! Girl you lookin' so Yael!
Get yourself a Yael, you need one... BADLY.
You are such a Yael.
You are my Yael.
Would you be my Yael?
Lets get some Yael.

(Lol)

anticipation · 01-03-2009, 10:00 AM

1. josh
Someone who cracks jokes and roasts on people for fun. Someone who will stop whatever they are doing to make fun of somebody.
Man, that new kid Todd, he's a big josh, he's always making fun of somebody.

2. Josh
A common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like.
My boyfriend is such a Josh.

the only one that makes sense is the first one.

right-track · 01-03-2009, 10:08 AM

1 and 4 mildly amused me;

David

1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

4. One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA ****A. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."

01-03-2009, 12:48 AM	#33 (permalink)
FireInCairo Later on... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,235	Thomas - 1. a male who is exceptionally good in bed. i.e. I slept with a thomas last night and it was earth shattering pleasure 2. A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8 "Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas" 3. A form of tank engine hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night? 4. a very large mangina "how's your thomas doing today?" 5. thomas' means twin. Thomas also is meant to be a doubter according to the bible 6. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him 7. literally the nicest person in the worlddddddd kindof a sucky driver but a really good walker. a good person! with awesome friends like kyle and jenny thomas is C00L __________________ O G MUDBONE: Only You can prevent forest fires.

01-03-2009, 06:54 AM	#36 (permalink)
Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	1. Luke A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

01-03-2009, 08:38 AM	#38 (permalink)
ya_ba Groupie Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 28	Yael - 1. yael 68 up, 25 down love ithate it The hottest woman you will ever meet. CAUTION: you might spray your shorts upon laying eyes on her. I saw Yael and BAM! I blew a load. 2. Yael 1 thumb up love ithate it Hot, sweet, fun, fly, fine, life partner, a sexy mama from the block, someone you can get crunk with, the person you want to be with when you go to a *** bar, someone who has the memory the size of texas, a tasty drink, a shoulder to cry on, the best friend ever. Dayum! Girl you lookin' so Yael! Get yourself a Yael, you need one... BADLY. You are such a Yael. You are my Yael. Would you be my Yael? Lets get some Yael. (Lol) __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

01-03-2009, 10:00 AM	#39 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	1. josh Someone who cracks jokes and roasts on people for fun. Someone who will stop whatever they are doing to make fun of somebody. Man, that new kid Todd, he's a big josh, he's always making fun of somebody. 2. Josh A common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like. My boyfriend is such a Josh. the only one that makes sense is the first one.

01-03-2009, 10:08 AM	#40 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	1 and 4 mildly amused me; David 1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity. 4. One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA ****A. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin. "You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!" "Only David could have raped Goliath."