Post what your name means according to Urban Dictionary

The Batlord · 05-04-2015, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

That's not a real definition. You made that up. Link me to the Webbster's entry.

I'm insulted that you would accuse me of deceit.

GuD · 05-04-2015, 06:47 PM

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A beautiful soul. The nicest person you'll ever meet. Everybody loves him. He is so wise. Usually has everyone coming to him for advice and yet hardly anyone will listen to his troubles. Always knows the right thing to say but also wishes there was someone who knew how to treat him. Because of this he is easy to love and yet he is cautious about where he shows his affections.

well gee isnt that nice

simplephysics · 05-04-2015, 07:08 PM

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Ashley: a girl who is so bored that she searches her name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the ****."

Girl 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?
Ashley: Shut up before I kill you.

*crying*

ladyislingering · 05-04-2015, 07:15 PM

this is actually really sad (and kind of spooky because this person's birthday is 08/21, mine's 08/12....)

Rissa is short for Merissa-Rissa-Bo-Bissa, The Supreme Most Coolest Kick-Ass Thug Hoe Bitch of the Universe, my chewbacca-noise-making giggle-bot. Rissa was amazing, hilarious, incredible, off-the-wall, unique, inspired, one in six billion, creative, sweet, beautiful, outrageous, dreamlike. Rissa was my idol. Rest in peace, gorgeous. You were too extraordinary for this world. 08.21.1984 - 07.11.2006

I will love Rissa forever. I can't believe Rissa is gone. Rissa was amazing. My world is empty without Rissa.

RIP namesake sister, you sound like a lovely girl.

DeadChannel · 05-04-2015, 08:12 PM

Liam aka P.I.M.P

Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle.
"I once saw this guy dressed in a cape with a golden cane. He was like a ****ing shepherd, with hundreds of bitches swinging of his cock. They were all screaming somthing that sounded like liam! But it could have been heaven? The bitches were touching his cape and getting backhands left right and center. Now thats a PIMP if I ever saw one"

Liam
A guy (or girl who wanted a change - totally open minded :P) who has the name Liam, is the sexiest person you know. Definatly a body to die for, and a smile that'll make you weak at the knees. If you have a Liam, or know one, you're the luckiest girl (or guy, again, I'm TOTALLY open minded, haha) in the world!
Woahh, that dude's a total Liam.

Liam
A wonderful person full of enthusiasum and fun. Liam will always have a shoulder to cry on unless they are both occupied wich will happen alot because he is such a kind positive guy.
Your world feels like its upside down and and you carry a long frown. All you need is a brit a (european), all you need is a liam.

Liam
A term used for an incredibly good looking man, with an impecable dress sense. Can also be used to describe someone with a penis of at least 7 inches.
'Man look at him he's definatly a liam'
'look at the size of that!!, must be a liam'

Liam
Pimped out machine, ripped, gun, tank, homie g, gangsta
"the creature known as liam has the beauty to distract the eyes of everyone it walks by, its god like features are matched by none, except the ripped beauty only known as Sam"

Mr. Sir · 05-05-2015, 01:06 AM

One who is godly strong, majestically powerfull. Generally have very large testies. Can break a bitch in bed.

A name mostly used in Belgium or the Netherlands. It rather comes of as a gay-sounding version of the Anglo-Saxon name 'Michael'.
Though exceptions may exist, most people named 'Michiel' are rather nerdy. They wear proudly their prepubescent facial hair and most of them have god-awful Justin Bieber-like hairstyles. Since most of them -again : exceptions may exist- are bullied they spend their living days smoking marihuana leftovers. It has been reported that a couple of people named 'Michiel' all spend their weekends playing Runescape on their computers while they had cucumbers inserted in their anuses. Scientists have yet to decide wheter it's a coincidence or not.

DwnWthVwls · 05-05-2015, 01:12 AM

Apparently I'm "of the sea" and the most amazing girl you will ever meet.

Trollheart · 05-05-2015, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

*crying*

Ashley: someone so supercool she does not have to look up her name on UD, as the really cool people know what their name means. Ha ha! Losers!

Trollheart · 05-05-2015, 05:48 PM

There is no entry for Deryck. NO, **** you! With a Y and a CK! I carried that cross for over 25 years, I ain't goin back to bein' Derek again. Boring ****. I can't alright? I just ... can't! You don't know what it was like. My new identity gives me everything I ever needed and I won't give it up! Stay back! I'm not ****ing kidding! I know how to use this!

05-04-2015, 07:15 PM	#74 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	this is actually really sad (and kind of spooky because this person's birthday is 08/21, mine's 08/12....) Rissa is short for Merissa-Rissa-Bo-Bissa, The Supreme Most Coolest Kick-Ass Thug Hoe Bitch of the Universe, my chewbacca-noise-making giggle-bot. Rissa was amazing, hilarious, incredible, off-the-wall, unique, inspired, one in six billion, creative, sweet, beautiful, outrageous, dreamlike. Rissa was my idol. Rest in peace, gorgeous. You were too extraordinary for this world. 08.21.1984 - 07.11.2006 I will love Rissa forever. I can't believe Rissa is gone. Rissa was amazing. My world is empty without Rissa. RIP namesake sister, you sound like a lovely girl. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

05-05-2015, 01:06 AM	#76 (permalink)
Mr. Sir He behind the curtains Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 127	One who is godly strong, majestically powerfull. Generally have very large testies. Can break a bitch in bed. A name mostly used in Belgium or the Netherlands. It rather comes of as a gay-sounding version of the Anglo-Saxon name 'Michael'. Though exceptions may exist, most people named 'Michiel' are rather nerdy. They wear proudly their prepubescent facial hair and most of them have god-awful Justin Bieber-like hairstyles. Since most of them -again : exceptions may exist- are bullied they spend their living days smoking marihuana leftovers. It has been reported that a couple of people named 'Michiel' all spend their weekends playing Runescape on their computers while they had cucumbers inserted in their anuses. Scientists have yet to decide wheter it's a coincidence or not. __________________ (╯°□°)╯︵ suoıʇuəʌuoɔ lɐɔısnɯ 100 albums worthy of stealing your time [2/100]

05-05-2015, 05:48 PM	#79 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	There is no entry for Deryck. NO, ** you! With a Y and a CK! I carried that cross for over 25 years, I ain't goin back to bein' Derek again. Boring . I can't alright? I just ... can't! You don't know what it was like. My new identity gives me everything I ever needed and I won't give it up! Stay back! I'm not *ing kidding! I know how to use this! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

05-04-2015, 08:12 PM	#75 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Liam aka P.I.M.P Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle. "I once saw this guy dressed in a cape with a golden cane. He was like a ****ing shepherd, with hundreds of bitches swinging of his cock. They were all screaming somthing that sounded like liam! But it could have been heaven? The bitches were touching his cape and getting backhands left right and center. Now thats a PIMP if I ever saw one" Liam A guy (or girl who wanted a change - totally open minded :P) who has the name Liam, is the sexiest person you know. Definatly a body to die for, and a smile that'll make you weak at the knees. If you have a Liam, or know one, you're the luckiest girl (or guy, again, I'm TOTALLY open minded, haha) in the world! Woahh, that dude's a total Liam. Liam A wonderful person full of enthusiasum and fun. Liam will always have a shoulder to cry on unless they are both occupied wich will happen alot because he is such a kind positive guy. Your world feels like its upside down and and you carry a long frown. All you need is a brit a (european), all you need is a liam. Liam A term used for an incredibly good looking man, with an impecable dress sense. Can also be used to describe someone with a penis of at least 7 inches. 'Man look at him he's definatly a liam' 'look at the size of that!!, must be a liam' Liam Pimped out machine, ripped, gun, tank, homie g, gangsta "the creature known as liam has the beauty to distract the eyes of everyone it walks by, its god like features are matched by none, except the ripped beauty only known as Sam"