Post what your name means according to Urban Dictionary (dance, volume)

dac · 01-03-2009, 01:16 PM

My Favorite:

an abbreviation for "dick and cheese". A nickname for guys who don't wash their crotches correctly
Person 1: Whooo... smells like dick and cheese dawg...

Person 2: Yeah...smells like DAC

Person 3: Well no shit, DAC passed by didn't he?

Person 4: Yeah Devin just passed by

dac · 01-03-2009, 01:20 PM

Oh and my real name, Tyler:

1. tyler

Originating from the movie "Fight Club", Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass.

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, look at him he's such a TYLER."

2. tyler

A tyler is a person whos is always popular. There are usually to kinds of tyler. A popular, athletic and hot one. Then a loner, stoner, goth one. All the girls love him and they teachers love him too. He always gets the class laughing. If your name is Tyler there is a really good chance that you have a big dick!

"Man i wish i was popular, then the girls would like me, and the school would know me as a Tyler."

Surell · 01-04-2009, 04:29 PM

Surell wasn't defined.

jackhammer · 01-05-2009, 07:59 AM

Jackhammer:

1. jackhammer
1. A sexual manuver of constant re-penetration; basically taking the **** in an out of the vagina (or anus) repeatedly, in a 'jackhammer'-like motion / or jacking off on a chick's face from a really short distance away

2. Jackhammer
A sexual position similar to Doggystyle, but you lift her legs off the ground. Then you stand, forcing her body to be arranged at a downward angle. It is named for the resemblence of a construction worker pounding away on a jackhammer
Jim: Can we go fr Doggy tonight?
Alicia: Doggy is getting boring, lets mix it up, JACKHAMMER ME!!
Jim: Who's your daddy bitch

3. Jackhammer
the sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer
Alex jackhammered Jody so hard that she could not walk the next day.

It's a nickname that an old gf gave to me

cardboard adolescent · 01-05-2009, 08:26 AM

Tom
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

khfreek · 01-05-2009, 08:51 AM

1. Jamie

The king of stealing, is a ****ing criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'

Seltzer · 01-06-2009, 01:26 AM

1. Nathan 906 up, 498 down

The end product of an accident.
Mom and Dad got too frisky one night, and now we're stuck with Nathan.

2. Nathan 554 up, 269 down

A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.

That hot-ass bitch from Accounting strutted around the office wearing a booty-hugging skirt, which gave Julio a total nathan that he had to hide behind his desk.

3. Nathan 462 up, 230 down
1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina.

2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation.

1. Damn dude, you couldn't fit your Nathan into her vagina.. is it really that big?

2. Yeah, there was this hot chick I saw in a porno at the store... it totally gave me a Nathan.

4. Nathan 214 up, 120 down

1.) A man who is often considered a god to woman, a real gentleman playa-pimp who knows who how to pull the woman in so hard they get **** whiplash

Oh FAWK. did you see how quick Nathan ****ed those 4 bitches from the club the other night.

2)someone who every one loves.
person 1-omg... that guy over there is a right Nathan
person 2-how do u know??? he's mine!!!
person 1-wtf........
person 2-die bitch

RoemerMW · 01-06-2009, 08:49 AM

5. Matt
An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new movie 300? It was kick ass.
Girl 2: Of course! It was like a movie of 300 half-naked Matts!

14.Matt
A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.
Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.

23. Matt
One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"
Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary?

28. Matt
A smarty-pants who goes on "Jeopardy" and wins $16,000. Normally has a short haircut with a long annoying braid, but cuts it off before starting high school. He will possibly become a billionaire or an evil dictator. His goal in life is to rule the world, and make everyone who was mean to him become slaves. He also commonly an atheist.
Person 1: Did you see that freaky dude in Geometry?
Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day.

CaseNumber:825 · 01-09-2009, 02:44 PM

Antonia

Someone who is extremely attractive, but unfortunately is a total bitch. Antonia is interchangeable with the word Walter excluding the attractive part.

Damn man, she's hot!
Yeah I know but she's also a f*ckin' tease.
What a f*ckin' Antonia.
Yeah if only she wasn't a bitch...

Hmm..... well I can be bitchy at times.....

Zer0 · 01-12-2009, 11:53 AM

1. William
A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.
My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William...

3. William
The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.
My William makes me so happy!

4. william 424 up, 220 down
someone who has selective hearing, and has a habit of ignoring people.
why are you such a william today, you keep ignoring me.

Lol that's class

01-03-2009, 01:16 PM	#41 (permalink)
dac MB's Biggest Fanboy Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land Posts: 2,852	My Favorite: an abbreviation for "dick and cheese". A nickname for guys who don't wash their crotches correctly Person 1: Whooo... smells like dick and cheese dawg... Person 2: Yeah...smells like DAC Person 3: Well no shit, DAC passed by didn't he? Person 4: Yeah Devin just passed by __________________

01-03-2009, 01:20 PM	#42 (permalink)
dac MB's Biggest Fanboy Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land Posts: 2,852	Oh and my real name, Tyler: 1. tyler Originating from the movie "Fight Club", Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass. "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, look at him he's such a TYLER." 2. tyler A tyler is a person whos is always popular. There are usually to kinds of tyler. A popular, athletic and hot one. Then a loner, stoner, goth one. All the girls love him and they teachers love him too. He always gets the class laughing. If your name is Tyler there is a really good chance that you have a big dick! "Man i wish i was popular, then the girls would like me, and the school would know me as a Tyler." __________________

01-05-2009, 07:59 AM	#44 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Jackhammer: 1. jackhammer 1. A sexual manuver of constant re-penetration; basically taking the **** in an out of the vagina (or anus) repeatedly, in a 'jackhammer'-like motion / or jacking off on a chick's face from a really short distance away 2. Jackhammer A sexual position similar to Doggystyle, but you lift her legs off the ground. Then you stand, forcing her body to be arranged at a downward angle. It is named for the resemblence of a construction worker pounding away on a jackhammer Jim: Can we go fr Doggy tonight? Alicia: Doggy is getting boring, lets mix it up, JACKHAMMER ME!! Jim: Who's your daddy bitch 3. Jackhammer the sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer Alex jackhammered Jody so hard that she could not walk the next day. It's a nickname that an old gf gave to me __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

01-05-2009, 08:51 AM	#46 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	1. Jamie The king of stealing, is a ****ing criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious. 'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie' __________________ last.fm

01-06-2009, 01:26 AM	#47 (permalink)
Seltzer Fish in the percolator! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hobbit Land NZ Posts: 2,870	1. Nathan 906 up, 498 down The end product of an accident. Mom and Dad got too frisky one night, and now we're stuck with Nathan. 2. Nathan 554 up, 269 down A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden. That hot-ass bitch from Accounting strutted around the office wearing a booty-hugging skirt, which gave Julio a total nathan that he had to hide behind his desk. 3. Nathan 462 up, 230 down 1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina. 2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation. 1. Damn dude, you couldn't fit your Nathan into her vagina.. is it really that big? 2. Yeah, there was this hot chick I saw in a porno at the store... it totally gave me a Nathan. 4. Nathan 214 up, 120 down 1.) A man who is often considered a god to woman, a real gentleman playa-pimp who knows who how to pull the woman in so hard they get ** whiplash Oh FAWK. did you see how quick Nathan ed those 4 bitches from the club the other night. 2)someone who every one loves. person 1-omg... that guy over there is a right Nathan person 2-how do u know??? he's mine!!! person 1-wtf........ person 2-die bitch __________________ In the Court of King Crimson \| Last.fm \| RYM**

01-05-2009, 08:26 AM	#45 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	Tom Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs. Girl 1: Cries Girl 2: What's wrong?! Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so... Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

01-06-2009, 08:49 AM	#48 (permalink)
RoemerMW Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Klamath Falls, OR Posts: 452	5. Matt An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness. Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new movie 300? It was kick ass. Girl 2: Of course! It was like a movie of 300 half-naked Matts! 14.Matt A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway. Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt. 23. Matt One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member" Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary? 28. Matt A smarty-pants who goes on "Jeopardy" and wins $16,000. Normally has a short haircut with a long annoying braid, but cuts it off before starting high school. He will possibly become a billionaire or an evil dictator. His goal in life is to rule the world, and make everyone who was mean to him become slaves. He also commonly an atheist. Person 1: Did you see that freaky dude in Geometry? Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day. __________________ My Music Collection

01-09-2009, 02:44 PM	#49 (permalink)
CaseNumber:825 Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Places that don't exist.... Posts: 131	Antonia Someone who is extremely attractive, but unfortunately is a total bitch. Antonia is interchangeable with the word Walter excluding the attractive part. Damn man, she's hot! Yeah I know but she's also a fckin' tease. What a fckin' Antonia. Yeah if only she wasn't a bitch... Hmm..... well I can be bitchy at times..... __________________ ★Last.fm★LiveJournal★ "The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination" - Elim Garak

01-12-2009, 11:53 AM	#50 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	1. William A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects. My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William... 3. William The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care. My William makes me so happy! 4. william 424 up, 220 down someone who has selective hearing, and has a habit of ignoring people. why are you such a william today, you keep ignoring me. Lol that's class __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound