Loughing Out Loud (American, quote)

devilz advocate · 08-20-2008, 01:53 AM

"On the first day of the American class, the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights. The next day, he asked one of my classmates to name ten of those rights. When the student made no response, the professor said, “All right. Name five.” Still the student said nothing. Finally, the exasperated prof begged, “just name one right you have as a civilian.” To a room full of laughter, the young man replied, “I have the right to remain silent.”

Leave some comments then put your own joke then let others comment on it.

lucifer_sam · 08-20-2008, 02:07 AM

That's not funny. Jesus' crucifixion put a smile on more people's faces than that travesty of an anecdote.

You should seriously think about never telling a joke again.

sweet_nothing · 08-20-2008, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

That's not funny. Jesus' crucifixion put a smile on more people's faces than that travesty of an anecdote.

You should seriously think about never telling a joke again.

this made the joke worth it.

Piss Me Off · 08-20-2008, 05:01 AM

08-20-2008, 01:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
devilz advocate Groupie Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: cebu City, Philippines Posts: 23	Loughing Out Loud "On the first day of the American class, the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights. The next day, he asked one of my classmates to name ten of those rights. When the student made no response, the professor said, “All right. Name five.” Still the student said nothing. Finally, the exasperated prof begged, “just name one right you have as a civilian.” To a room full of laughter, the young man replied, “I have the right to remain silent.” Leave some comments then put your own joke then let others comment on it.

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lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	That's not funny. Jesus' crucifixion put a smile on more people's faces than that travesty of an anecdote. You should seriously think about never telling a joke again. __________________ first.am

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