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How to Date the Coolest Guy/Girl

I need a(n):
Plural noun
Adverb
Verb
Article of Clothing
Body Part
Adjective
Noun
Plural Noun
Another Body Part
Plural Noun
Another Body Part
Noun
Noun
Verb Ending in "Ing"
Adjective
Adjective
Verb

In that order, please.

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Son of JayJamJah

Farts
Amazingly
Jumps
Fedora
taint
youthful
Giraffe
Libraries
Optical Nerve
Wookies
Inner Thigh
Tesla Coil
Suspenders
wrestling
blueish
Lemony
Shat

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If you're posting in the music forums make sure to be thoughtful and expressive, if you're posting in the lounge ask yourself "is this something that adds to the conversation?" It's important to remember that a lot of people use each thread. You're probably not as funny or clever as you think, I know I'm not.

My Van Morrison Discography Thread

lucifer_sam

How many pots did you smoke today?

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It's becoming a daily habit as long as no one else is here.

I am loving it.

I feel a whole lot more creative and motivated then i have in years.

Up to almost an eighth a week.

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If you're posting in the music forums make sure to be thoughtful and expressive, if you're posting in the lounge ask yourself "is this something that adds to the conversation?" It's important to remember that a lot of people use each thread. You're probably not as funny or clever as you think, I know I'm not.

My Van Morrison Discography Thread

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How to Date the Coolest Guy/ Girl
It's simple! Turn the farts. Make him/ her want amazingly to date you. Make sure you're always dressed to jump. Each and every day, wear a(n) Fedora that you know shows off your taint to youthful advantage and make your giraffe look like a million libraries. Even if the two of you make meaningful optical nervecontact, don't admit it. No hugs or Wookies. Just shake his/ her inner thigh firmly. And remember, when he/ she asks you out, even though a chill may run down your Tesla Coil and you can't stop your suspenders from wrestling, just play it bluish. Take a long pause before answering in a very lemony voice: "I'll have to shat it over."

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Cell Phones

I need:
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Body Part
Plural Noun
Noun
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Verb Ending in "Ing"
Adverb
Body Part
Verb
Adjective
Noun
Plural Noun
Noun
Noun

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No matter where you are these days, you're bound to run into someone with a cellular Vermont attached to his or her labia. Even young coat hangers have Jesus phones. Unfortunately, they seem to bring out the worst cubes in people. Most cell-phone users talked with raised satanists in resturaunts, museums, klingons, and even in women's and men's English. Cell-phone users think nothing of talking at the same time they are vibrating their cars. This can be extremely dangerous, especially when they take their vas deferens off the road as they cut. Pedestrian phoners are also a wonderful hazard. Preoccupied with their conversations, they can easily ignore a red dog and step in front of oncoming French, causing all kinds of Alaskan accidents and coffee pile-ups.

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Specialty of the House

I need:
Name of person on MB
Verb ending in "ing"
Body part
Animal
Same body part
Number
Plural noun
Noun
Verb (past tense)
Food
Liquid
Adjective
Color
Noun
Plural noun
Number
Color
Plural noun
Noun

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jackhammer
enjoying
glans penis
orangutan
glans penis
forty-three thousand, three hundred thirty seven
ungulates
apartheid
irradiated
kumquat
vinegar
radical
purple
emulsifer
Jews
zero
alabaster
skeletons
sea sponge

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