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How to Date the Coolest Guy/Girl

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In that order, please.

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How many pots did you smoke today?

It's becoming a daily habit as long as no one else is here.

I am loving it.

I feel a whole lot more creative and motivated then i have in years.

Up to almost an eighth a week.

How to Date the Coolest Guy/ Girl
It's simple! Turn the farts. Make him/ her want amazingly to date you. Make sure you're always dressed to jump. Each and every day, wear a(n) Fedora that you know shows off your taint to youthful advantage and make your giraffe look like a million libraries. Even if the two of you make meaningful optical nervecontact, don't admit it. No hugs or Wookies. Just shake his/ her inner thigh firmly. And remember, when he/ she asks you out, even though a chill may run down your Tesla Coil and you can't stop your suspenders from wrestling, just play it bluish. Take a long pause before answering in a very lemony voice: "I'll have to shat it over."

Cell Phones

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No matter where you are these days, you're bound to run into someone with a cellular Vermont attached to his or her labia. Even young coat hangers have Jesus phones. Unfortunately, they seem to bring out the worst cubes in people. Most cell-phone users talked with raised satanists in resturaunts, museums, klingons, and even in women's and men's English. Cell-phone users think nothing of talking at the same time they are vibrating their cars. This can be extremely dangerous, especially when they take their vas deferens off the road as they cut. Pedestrian phoners are also a wonderful hazard. Preoccupied with their conversations, they can easily ignore a red dog and step in front of oncoming French, causing all kinds of Alaskan accidents and coffee pile-ups.

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