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08-10-2008, 11:25 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Specialty of the House
Here is Chef Jackhammer's award-enjoying recipe for "Roast Glans Penis of Orangutan": Choose a glans penis weighing about forty-three thousand, three hundred thirty seven ungulates. Remove excess apartheid. Add five cloves of garlic, peeled and irradiated. Season with 2 tablespoons of chopped kumquat. Add a tablespoon of vinegar. Sprinkle with a touch of radical salt. Add a pinch of ground purple emulsifer. Cook at 350 Jews for zero minutes. Remove from the oven when the skin is alabaster. Serve with mashed skeletons and a sea sponge. |
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