Open Letters To Musicians
 

Dear Tears For Fears

Actually I have no desire to rule the world whatsoever , which makes you look rather foolish doesn't it.

Regards

UH

LMAO!!!

Dear Mick & Kieth,
I've tried it and it does not taste like brown sugar, even though it "should", was more like a musky arm pit. Please revise this as it gives young men false hopes.

Sincerely,
Whatsitoosit

Dear Bono,

If you still haven't found what you're looking for...give it up son!

Yours,

r.t.

Dear the Buzzcocks

No

Yours

UH

Dear Amy,

You're right, "it don't come in a shot glass"

Or a reefer, or a crack pipe, or a needle etc etc.

And your Daddy gives lousy advice.

Best wishes,

r.t.

Dear MIKA,

I'm not loving today, I know other people who aren't either... stop.

-Whatsitoosit

Dear Richard Fairbrass,
Despite what you think, your cat is in fact too sexy for you...

Cheers!
-WWWP

PS- The so-called chorus, in which, instead of mumbling, you try to sing... Stop it. Stop it now!

Dear Daniel Johnston,
Hi, how are you?
Love,
Ethan

Dear Rocco DeLuca,

If you want me, you can have me.

Till then,
WWWP.
Xoxox.

Dear Mr. D,
Have you gotten to Arizona yet?
-Love, Milo