Open Letters To Musicians (pop, Eminem, Nickelback, quote, band)

Predator · 05-13-2008, 11:10 PM

Dear Trent Reznor,

I'm a bigger man with a bigger gun.

Matt

Predator · 05-13-2008, 11:17 PM

Dear Carrie Underwood,

I can understand your being upset about him cheating, but I think a strongly worded letter would have worked out better. Based on your description he put a lot of work in to his truck and it was wrong of you to cause so much damage because he thought another girl would be more fun. I really don't think I could blame him for cheating on you. Based on your reaction, I couldn't imagine what being in a relationship with you would be like. Did you put a boot through his TV for working late? I think you should take the time to seek anger management counseling. I really think it would be for the best.

Matt.

P.S.
Is the next album going to have the song "I'm a bull dykes prison bitch because I was convicted of malicious destruction of personal property"?

P.P.S.S.
Can I see your boobs?

Whatsitoosit · 05-14-2008, 08:23 AM

^^^ my favorite so far.

Far Beyond Driven · 05-14-2008, 08:24 PM

Dear Jim Morrison,

Cut the ****, we know you're not dead.

Mike

P.S. I loved you in Wayne's World

Predator · 05-14-2008, 11:23 PM

Dear The Beach Boys and David Lee Roth,

Why would you wish them all to be California girls? Variety is the spice of life. I also have to wonder why you would want all the girls to have bleached blond hair and fake boobs.

Predator

~~Farfisa~~ · 05-14-2008, 11:36 PM

Dear MCR,

I hope you know all of your fans will commit suicide.

Love, Alex

PS. When will you all give it up?

Whatsitoosit · 05-15-2008, 08:38 AM

Dear Whatsitoosit,
when is your debut album going to be out... I CAN'T WAIT!!! hurry please

Sincerely,
A hot fan

WWWP · 05-20-2008, 05:22 PM

Dear Fergie,
The only good you've done me is taught me to spell "fergilicious," "delicious," and "glamorous." Go back to singing backup, please.

Love ya!
WWWp.

Far Beyond Driven · 05-23-2008, 09:31 PM

Dear James Hetfield,

Please start drinking again, you and I both know it would be for the best.

Mike

P.S.

Alfred · 05-23-2008, 11:17 PM

Dear Blink-182

Get back together, and don't take yourselves seriously this time.

signed

Someone who really liked your early records

05-13-2008, 11:10 PM	#41 (permalink)
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 344	Dear Trent Reznor, I'm a bigger man with a bigger gun. Matt __________________ Jack be nimble Jack be quick I be a lunatic The answer is hidden in plain view. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

05-13-2008, 11:17 PM	#42 (permalink)
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 344	Dear Carrie Underwood, I can understand your being upset about him cheating, but I think a strongly worded letter would have worked out better. Based on your description he put a lot of work in to his truck and it was wrong of you to cause so much damage because he thought another girl would be more fun. I really don't think I could blame him for cheating on you. Based on your reaction, I couldn't imagine what being in a relationship with you would be like. Did you put a boot through his TV for working late? I think you should take the time to seek anger management counseling. I really think it would be for the best. Matt. P.S. Is the next album going to have the song "I'm a bull dykes prison bitch because I was convicted of malicious destruction of personal property"? P.P.S.S. Can I see your boobs? __________________ Jack be nimble Jack be quick I be a lunatic The answer is hidden in plain view. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

05-14-2008, 08:23 AM	#43 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	^^^ my favorite so far. __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

05-14-2008, 11:23 PM	#45 (permalink)
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 344	Dear The Beach Boys and David Lee Roth, Why would you wish them all to be California girls? Variety is the spice of life. I also have to wonder why you would want all the girls to have bleached blond hair and fake boobs. Predator __________________ Jack be nimble Jack be quick I be a lunatic The answer is hidden in plain view. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

05-15-2008, 08:38 AM	#47 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	Dear Whatsitoosit, when is your debut album going to be out... I CAN'T WAIT!!! hurry please Sincerely, A hot fan __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

05-14-2008, 08:24 PM	#44 (permalink)
Far Beyond Driven Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 313	Dear Jim Morrison, Cut the ****, we know you're not dead. Mike P.S. I loved you in Wayne's World

05-14-2008, 11:36 PM	#46 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	Dear MCR, I hope you know all of your fans will commit suicide. Love, Alex PS. When will you all give it up?

05-23-2008, 09:31 PM	#49 (permalink)
Far Beyond Driven Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 313	Dear James Hetfield, Please start drinking again, you and I both know it would be for the best. Mike P.S.

05-23-2008, 11:17 PM	#50 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Dear Blink-182 Get back together, and don't take yourselves seriously this time. signed Someone who really liked your early records __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM