Dear Mims,
You never specified...
Why, in fact, are you hot?

Cheers.
WWWP.

Dear Adrian,
How's your absent loving with Neal and Jack going?
-Your absent lover, Milo

@wolverine: Road Trippin good choice :)

Dear ICP,

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MAKING THAT **** YOU CALL MUSIC!!!


With Complete Hate For You Guys,
Kenny

Dear Charles Mingus

Visne partem mei capere? Comminus agamus!

Dear Mr Chris Martin

Stars shine because of a thermo-nuclear reaction in it's core and NOT for any one person. Please check your facts first before trying to impress some bimbo you want to get off with.

You Loser

UH

Dear Joe Jackson,
Are you really going out with her? Are you really gonna take her home tonight?
Something's going wrong around here...

Regards-
WWWP.

Dear Plain White T's-
Delilah's a fugly beotch.

Love,
WWWP.

Dear John Mayer,
Instead of just waiting on the world to change, how about you do something about it?

Thanks,
Matt

Dear Frank Zappa,

I miss you.

Regards,

JH.