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Urban Hat€monger ? 03-07-2008 09:20 AM

Desert Island D1ckheads
 
The whole population of musicbanter is on a cruise.

The ship gets into trouble & sinks in shark infested waters.

Question

Which member do you feed to the sharks first so you can make your getaway.

Which member do you keep alive the longest to keep you company while you're stranded.


Go....

right-track 03-07-2008 09:32 AM

Proggyman gets fed to the sharks...in installments.

And I'd keep Proggyman alive longest for the above reason.

jackhammer 03-07-2008 12:23 PM

Rubberchicken can definitely go first.

Satchmo can definitely stay. We seem to have quite similar music tastes.

miskit 03-07-2008 01:39 PM

oojay, or whatever his name, cuz he was a d!ckhead to me and awful music taste

and i'd keep urban alive he seems mean enough to possibly fight off the sharks when they get done with oojay

Comus 03-08-2008 04:38 PM

Throw Proggyman to the sharks, I like crowquill, keep him alive for company.

savannah 03-10-2008 02:57 AM

first i'd feed lucylamp post to the sharks,.....

and who would i keep,.....who would i keep,......now that question requires more thought, i'll get back to you

Farfisa 03-14-2008 12:18 AM

I'd throw crowquill overboard and keep myself alive the longest

sleepy jack 03-14-2008 08:16 PM

I keep swim alive for the longest.
I feed Proggy.

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-14-2008 08:18 PM

I'd feed Crowquill to the sharks , he's just keep arguing with them till they backed down out of boredom :D

sleepy jack 03-14-2008 08:19 PM

It's not my fault shark's like led zeppelin =[

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-14-2008 08:22 PM

Must have been these lot then

http://www.sharkacademy.com/images/riviste/fum8.jpg

sleepy jack 03-14-2008 08:26 PM

Robert Plant and Jimmy Page once brought a dead shark into their hotel room and had sex with it.



I made that last bit up they were probably having sex with preteens.

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-14-2008 08:32 PM

I've read hammer of the gods 17,986,841,095 times and checked wikipedia and was told by the boring one who's name nobody remembers who didn't have blonde curly hair , didn't hit his drums really hard & didn't write stairway to heaven that it was a red snapper not a shark.

Stick to your pansy ****ing emo ***gy indie dead singer songwriter modest mouse suck bands you elitist hate anything on a record label with more than 4 people working for them fuck.

sweet_nothing 03-14-2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 455334)
I've read hammer of the gods 17,986,841,095 times and checked wikipedia and was told by the boring one who's name nobody remembers who didn't have blonde curly hair , didn't hit his drums really hard & didn't write stairway to heaven that it was a red snapper not a shark.

Stick to your pansy ****ing emo ***gy indie dead singer songwriter modest mouse suck bands you elitist hate anything on a record label with more than 4 people working for them fuck.

C'mon dont bring Elliott into this. :nono:

sleepy jack 03-14-2008 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 455334)
I've read hammer of the gods 17,986,841,095 times and checked wikipedia and was told by the boring one who's name nobody remembers who didn't have blonde curly hair , didn't hit his drums really hard & didn't write stairway to heaven that it was a red snapper not a shark.

Stick to your pansy ****ing emo ***gy indie dead singer songwriter modest mouse suck bands you elitist hate anything on a record label with more than 4 people working for them fuck.

Yeah? Well Jimmy Page plagiarized Stairway to Heaven. SUCK ON THAT!

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-14-2008 08:41 PM

Page actually wrote it when he was a fetus & they plagurised from him first , he was just claiming it back.

sleepy jack 03-14-2008 08:42 PM

Robert Plant was born with no testicles.

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-14-2008 08:44 PM

I think I should close this thread as it's just turned into a load of silly Led Zeppelin bashing.
























































































































































































































































































In your fucking dreams Zep fanboys :laughing:

Far Beyond Driven 03-14-2008 11:11 PM

I wouldn't go on a cruise with the entire population of MB...but if I did i'd feed whoever edited my post on the Oasis thread.

P.S. This thread has nothing to do with desert islands, should change the name to cruise ship led zep bashing d1ckheads

NSW 03-24-2008 07:21 PM

I feel we should toss the mods who close threads just because someone disagreed with them or they don't personally like how it's going. You know who you are.

Everyone else can stay.

sleepy jack 03-24-2008 07:34 PM

That thread was pointless bitching and contributed nothing to the forum. I didn't close it because of the screamo thing and if you want to move that debate here go ahead I'm willing.

ProggyMan 03-24-2008 07:36 PM

I'd throw lucylamp post because she's no fun to argue with, and I don't like her or her music taste. I'd keep r-t alive longest...

swim 03-24-2008 07:42 PM

sweet_nothing goes first because he makes everyone seem like a party.

and ethan stays the longest forever and evers because how else are we going to have our future child panthro?
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ow/panthro.jpg

sleepy jack 03-24-2008 07:43 PM

So beautiful

NSW 03-24-2008 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill (Post 458762)
That thread was pointless bitching and contributed nothing to the forum. I didn't close it because of the screamo thing and if you want to move that debate here go ahead I'm willing.

Take a joke dude.

But you did know who you were...lol. That's kinda funny. Just out of curiosity, why did you close the "Women Who Rock" thread? Eh...who cares...it was turning into the Amy Lee Fanclub thread anyway...

Laces Out Dan! 03-24-2008 07:44 PM

I would throw BooBoo away, cause he's all diabetic and would bug the hell outta me if we were ever stranded together.

I would keep Savannah. CLEARLY, only to build me a sick box fort for shelter o_O

swim 03-24-2008 07:44 PM

Gosh ethan. so srrs. lighten up.

savannah 03-24-2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LesPaul43 (Post 458770)
I would throw BooBoo away, cause he's all diabetic and would bug the hell outta me if we were ever stranded together.

I would keep Savannah. CLEARLY, only to build me a sick box fort for shelter o_O

you know what,...i've done some thinking and i'd totally keep you too BECAUSE YOU would appreciate the box fort

jackhammer 03-25-2008 04:15 PM

Box Fort? Is that slang? :)

savannah 03-25-2008 08:06 PM

cant a girl have a box fort with no one assumeing it is anything but a box fort?

Farfisa 03-27-2008 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by savannah (Post 459250)
cant a girl have a box fort with no one assumeing it is anything but a box fort?

apparently not


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