Brunettes. Hmmmm.........

Whiskey or vodka?

Vodka. Shaken, not stirred.

Red vs. Blue or The Strangerhood?

Red vs Blue, the only decent thing to come out of Halo

Physical or spiritual?

Spiritual.

Road Runner or Tom and Jerry?

Tom and Jerry.

The Fall of Troy or Coheed and Cambria?

Most of the time Fall Of Troy sometimes Coheed will give me my fix.

Tight Pants or Skinny Jeans?

skinny jeans

Have a viral video, or have a low rated TV show?

viral video! Somehow its bound to be seen.

Face your problems or the problem is your face?

The problem is your face.

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Bones.

Which would you prefer: onions or beets?