charged by rhinos

theboozieisback being locked in a room full of hornets for a day or theboozeisback falling down a very long chimney?

hornets!


theboozeisback being dropped in a pit full of a variety of poison snakes or being put in a glass box full of poisonous spiders?

umm gonna have to go with the spiders.

theboozeisback being used as a baseball by robots or theboozeisback being lost in mexico for a year?

robots


theboozeisback dying by electrical chair or lethal injection?

electrical chair of course

theboozeisback being in a real life version of jurassic park or a real life version of silence of the lambs?

Jurassic Park.



theboozeisback killed by Dahmer or killed by Gien?

gein

ban CAPTAIN CAVEMAN or don't ban CAPTAIN CAVEMAN?

don't ban captain caveman!



paper or plastic?

Plastic, good estrangulation that way. For you two I mean - yas are fuckin, right?

you didn't post anything to choose between