violin

if you could speak any language besides english fluently, what would it be?

Bushmen

Have you ever been caught masterbating

Several times. Damn old house with no locks.

Ever engage in phone-sex?

Nope :-/

favorite bounty hunter?

boba mutha ****ing fett

Sit next to an unshowered hobo, or a Mormon missionary on a cross country flight?

I'm pretty sure I already have experienced both. Not quite cross country, but it felt like it. But I'd take the missionary, just because I have a tendency to gag at bad smells.

Who would you turn gay (or straight) for on MB?

Noone http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif

Who would you most like to see banned from the forums?

any advertisers

menthol or regular?

Regular. Camel filters to be precise.

Hiphopopotamus or Rhymenoceros?

hungry hungry hippo

hippopotamus

one of twins or one of quintuplets (5)?