I'm allergic to play-doh, lol.

Who was your favourite Transformer?

Optimus Prime...duh.

If you were an africanized honey bee, and could only sting one person before you died, who would it be and why?

ummm one of the Jonas Brothers


Have the monster from Cloverfield trying to kill you, or Javier Bardem from No Country for Old Men?

Cloverfield Monster. I don't think you'd feel it much.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Why?

Chicken, evolution

HAVE CAPS LOCK STUCK FOREVER, or havenospacebar?

havenospacebar,allcapsisjustfuckingannoying.

Incest or homo-sex? (if you're ***, feel free to substitute "hetero" in there)

Homo. For sure.

If you were going to be stuck on a deserted island, which 5 albums, books, movies, people and foods would you take along?

Vanilla.

If you had to, would you rather be deaf or blind?

Umm... myself?

If you have to choose a movie title for your life story, what would that be?

neither I don't like gum.

If you could be a virtuoso at any instrument except guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, what would it be?