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Happy Gilmore!

Best SNL moment ever?

chris farley falling through a window.

anal or vaginal? you decide.

Vag all the way.

Best gum?

Ginseng.

You're given a choice of how to die. What's it going to be?

Playboy mansion, 75 years old, death by blowjob contest.

What's your most hated flavor of Koolaid?

Cherry.

Drug of choice?

Weed.

Why the fuck is your most hated flavor of Koolaid, cherry, when it's clearly the best flavor ever invented?

Hey, what happened to red koolaid and me is none of your business. It's some sensitive shit.

Ever make someone cry on purpose?

No, but you did, when you exclaimed that red is the worst flavor.

You ever gonna take back that non-black comment about the flavor red?

I want that purple stuff ...

Promithozine with codene?

How do you like your coffee?

dark, no sugar, no cream, slice of lemon
OR :D
too much creamer and two sugars

favorite book?

An empty one so I can write in it.

Favourite colour underwear?

SEE THROUGH!!!!(White)


Ever "helped" someone just to get a feel?

No, you sick freak! Haha.

Ever had a beer before 10 in the morning?

I've had a beer as soon as i woke up m8 =]



Ever lied to keep your reputation on an online forum about music similar to this one?

No, I'm not ashamed of anything I like. And I see no point in that - what's anyone gonna do, taunt me? Oooooh. Scary.


What came first, the chicken or the mongoose?

Your moms a whore! Oh damn I thought this was the unfunny thread, that was a good'n btw. Mongoose, I could bunny hop on that beast.

If there was only one color on earth and everything was just a shade of that color what would it be?

Green.

Ever spit in someone's food?

no, but I did in someone's coffee...

if in the future human's were unable to reproduce, so everybody would be a clone of either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Stephen Hawking, who would you wonna be?

Is Hawking still disabled?

probably...

Then Arnold! I would have to be able to use my hands....

What do you want to do most right now?

I want to feel better.


What do you want to do least right now?

Be sober. Unfortunately, it's looking like it's gonna stay that way.

What song do you want played at your funeral?

Staying Alive - The Bee Gees

What's the most recent thing you've become obsessed with?

Ha ha, good one!

Cooking...I am a fast food junkie turned pro chef recently. I now cook three solid meals a day, and sometimes even bake dessert.

What is your favorite type of pie?

Cherry.

Do you prefer circles or triangles?

Circles.

if you could punch any person in the entire world in the face on national television without getting in trouble who would it be?

Rush Limbaugh! Or maybe Glenn Beck... or even, Nancy Grace... I would just punch everybody on The View.

Whatcha doin?

Keeeepin' busy

Vanilla Coke: Genius or flawed?

genius


have you heard of and if so, do you like Reverend Horton Heat?

Nope haven't heard of em, sorry.

Do you play any instruments, and if so, what?

Yep. I play guitar, acoustic and electric.

Bad Religion or Rancid?... and give a reason why, or else:bringit:

Rancid cause the name reminds me of acid...wait nah that's a terrible reason. Oh well.

Have you ever eaten peppermint icecream and hated it and then found out later that you really loved it and the only reason why you hated it before is cause it reminded you of that old cartoon show with doug funny but then again the dog porkchop was all grey and **** and you just wanted to latch on to him so, in the end, after long consideration decided that it would be your life long achievement in life to broadcast peppermint icecream across the world wearing nothing but a bandanna and a tube sock?

Oh yeah...all the time...



Have you ever had the strong urge to leave your entire life behind you and move to a foreign country where you may or may not be able to speak the language to start whole new life?

Absolutely... If someone gave me a plane ticket I might leave today...

What is something that you believe in, but not many others do?

I'm not so sure what the public consensus is on the existence of extra terrestrial life and the paranormal is, but I am a firm believer in both.


What's one thing you had wish you'd done differently in school? (that includes pre school, elementary, middle, high and college/uni)

I actually wish I skipped MORE and all that cause it doesn't mean anything anymore.

A school bus door closes from the handle mechanism on the inside...when the bus driver gets out how does he close the door?