My Doobie Brothers shirt that I stole from my mom.
It's comfy

where's the weirdest place you've ever woken up?

in the front yard of the house three doors down from this party i was at, with a chicken on my head

whats the craziest thing you've ever done for money

I drank a concotion of mayonaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and coke for 50 bucks....surprisingly I held it all down

what song describes your day so far?

crybaby- janis jopplin,.....

how do i make this baby stop crying?

dip your finger in some alcohol of your choice and rub it against the baby's gums that should work

what did you have for breakfast?

i dont eat breakfast,.....

and i cant give this baby booze,.....but she did stop crying,....

what are you having for lunch?

that's a bad practice to not eat breakfast.....anyways I probably won't eat a proper lunch.....maybe some chips and a soda til I get home for dinner
hehe don't mind me with the stop the baby from crying method it's an old school method used by my grandmother

do you have anything planned for your next available free time?

wait a second,....if i dont want to eat breakfast i dont have too,....and i'm perfectly healthy,.....and i only eat once a day

next free time, i'm gonna buy a new swimsuit

whats the last book you read

Bagombo Snuff Box by Kurt Vonnegut

have you ever stolen anything?

yes

have you ever been arrested?