my mother

raw or cooked?

rare.

dream every night but have nightmares 3 times a week or never dream again?

dream w/nightmares

luxury yacht or private jet?

Neither, I prefer small little places, dingy apartments, etc. Boats are nice though. I have a sligh fear of flying.

Pills er Booze?

when i read your posts i feel like using both

theboozeisback dying in a fire or theboozeisback being crushed in an avalanche?

To be honest I can't decide, can I say both?




theboozeisback getting shot in the face or theboozeisback being thrown in the ocean where rocks tied to her feet?

thrown in the ocean with rocks tied to her feet

theboozeisback being ripped apart by bears or theboozeisback being carried off and dropped from a great height by a massive bird?

bears def.


sticking with the animal theme: theboozeisback being thrown to the sharks or theboozeisback being trampled by a herd of elephants?

thrown to the sharks

theboozeisback being tied to a skateboard and rolled off a cliff backwards or theboozeisback being dunked into a painful but not lethal tub of electrified water repeatedly?

Jesus why not her being tied to a skateboard and rolled off a cliff backwards INTO a painful but not lethal tub of electrified water? But I guess I'll go with the second choice.



theboozeisback being charged and hit by rhinos or the wheels of a monster truck (w/ spikes on its wheels)?

charged by rhinos

theboozieisback being locked in a room full of hornets for a day or theboozeisback falling down a very long chimney?

hornets!


theboozeisback being dropped in a pit full of a variety of poison snakes or being put in a glass box full of poisonous spiders?

umm gonna have to go with the spiders.

theboozeisback being used as a baseball by robots or theboozeisback being lost in mexico for a year?

robots


theboozeisback dying by electrical chair or lethal injection?

electrical chair of course

theboozeisback being in a real life version of jurassic park or a real life version of silence of the lambs?

Jurassic Park.



theboozeisback killed by Dahmer or killed by Gien?

gein

ban CAPTAIN CAVEMAN or don't ban CAPTAIN CAVEMAN?

don't ban captain caveman!



paper or plastic?

Plastic, good estrangulation that way. For you two I mean - yas are fuckin, right?

you didn't post anything to choose between

Witty AND smart!

Making a point or playing by the rules?

For five points. C'mon now.

depends how good your "point" is

Are you saying you're impotent? You self-depricating humorist you?

...no not really

sleepyjack and captaincaveman locked in a room with theboozeisback

or SJ and CC locked in a room with miley cyrus?

ethan,

Stub your toe or a paper cut?

*posting in epic thread.

LMAO

this really is the best stuff to ever be in this thread

How am I suppose to know that?

Bone Machine or Alice?

Ask the p[person who slept with you.

Alice.

Who influenced you to join in this forum?

The power of google.


You?

Tired.

Yesterday?

nah ~ tomorrow

sticks or stones?

Stones, better for breaking windows.

When was the last time you puked?

About two months ago.
Friends wedding + open bar = puking.

If you were a tree, what kind would you be?

Joshua tree.

Sandals or slippers?

SANDALS AND SOCKS

Alien or Predator?

TREMORS

A country you would like to conquer?