Definitely wig it out with something reminiscent of Little Mermaid hair.

If you were going to have a baby boy, what would you name him?

William, because Willaim Wilson has a rather nice ring to it.

have a fridge that screams every time you open it, or Have a mirror that criticizes you ?

I'd take the guys. Slutty as I may sound. I tend to get along with them better anyways.

If you were a fruit, which kind would you be and why?

A banana... you could guess why.


Screaming "My Leprechaun is on fire" while running around nude on some street corner in the city or...being raped by a big black guy named tiny every day for two weeks.

:rofl: Dude this is the greatest question ever!


I think I'd run around nude but it's a tough choice tiny sounds like a sweet guy.



In order to save the country, let every American pee in your ear, or live in outer space for a whole year with the only form of entertainment as Frogger?

What a horrible question...

My mom of course.



Jet Li or Bruce Lee??

Bruce Lee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jet Li




Have an insanely bad lisp, or an insanely bad stutter?

Lisps rule. Have a large dog's jaws permanently attached to your left buttcheek or have 15 everlasting warheads in your mouth for the rest of your life?

Lol!
none of those..

movies: horror or love stories?

Both. Mostly horror.

Are you allergic to anything unusual?

I'm allergic to play-doh, lol.

Who was your favourite Transformer?

Optimus Prime...duh.

If you were an africanized honey bee, and could only sting one person before you died, who would it be and why?

ummm one of the Jonas Brothers


Have the monster from Cloverfield trying to kill you, or Javier Bardem from No Country for Old Men?

Cloverfield Monster. I don't think you'd feel it much.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Why?

Chicken, evolution

HAVE CAPS LOCK STUCK FOREVER, or havenospacebar?

havenospacebar,allcapsisjustfuckingannoying.

Incest or homo-sex? (if you're ***, feel free to substitute "hetero" in there)

Homo. For sure.

If you were going to be stuck on a deserted island, which 5 albums, books, movies, people and foods would you take along?

Vanilla.

If you had to, would you rather be deaf or blind?

Umm... myself?

If you have to choose a movie title for your life story, what would that be?

neither I don't like gum.

If you could be a virtuoso at any instrument except guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, what would it be?

violin

if you could speak any language besides english fluently, what would it be?

Bushmen

Have you ever been caught masterbating

Several times. Damn old house with no locks.

Ever engage in phone-sex?

Nope :-/

favorite bounty hunter?

boba mutha ****ing fett

Sit next to an unshowered hobo, or a Mormon missionary on a cross country flight?

I'm pretty sure I already have experienced both. Not quite cross country, but it felt like it. But I'd take the missionary, just because I have a tendency to gag at bad smells.

Who would you turn gay (or straight) for on MB?

Noone http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif

Who would you most like to see banned from the forums?

any advertisers

menthol or regular?

Regular. Camel filters to be precise.

Hiphopopotamus or Rhymenoceros?

hungry hungry hippo

hippopotamus

one of twins or one of quintuplets (5)?

one of twins


Watch Doug all day, or watch Rocko's Modern Life all day?

never heard of them
(i dont really watch tv)

rancher or farmer?

Farmer !


02 or Vodafone?

digital cable phone

sweet or salty?

im a dumbass

i thought you had misspelled the words -- my bad

the flight of the conchords is badass!

My lyrics are bottomless....um...

I'm going to answer this just because it's an awesome question.
RML all the way!

Salty, S&V crisps make me drool.

Heaven or Hell?

Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be.

Grieving Paul Newman's death or naw? :(

Just found out :(

Who is the last person on earth you would want to be stuck on a destered island with?