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Old 09-25-2012, 09:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I was the one that moved it here most recently, brilliant move on all our parts. Chad has the most disgusting voice. I'll never forget Nickelbabk opening for The Rolling Stones, I mean how awful is that?
Sounds like they threw stones at Nickelback at the wrong show.
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I was the one that moved it here most recently, brilliant move on all our parts. Chad has the most disgusting voice. I'll never forget Nickelbabk opening for The Rolling Stones, I mean how awful is that?
They opened for the Stones??? Oh man. My dad said he saw the Stones in 1973 while he was in Montreal, and Stevie Wonder opened for them. What the hell happened since then? lol
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That was weak mate.
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That was weak mate.
Was that joke rather vanilla?
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Old 09-26-2012, 03:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It was the stinky penis of Nickleback jokes.
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Old 09-26-2012, 03:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It was the stinky penis of Nickleback jokes.
I can't think of a clever joke about "Chad Kroeger" and "stinky penises", but I figure that if I mention the two of them, then your subconscious will make the joke for me.
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Was that joke rather vanilla?
It's not getting any better. :p

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It was the stinky penis of Nickleback jokes.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Can't believe this hasn't been used yet.

Still, you've all probably seen it before.

Just in case.

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Old 01-29-2013, 10:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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^^^

A very well written and fair minded critique. Kudos.
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Old 02-07-2013, 06:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Nickelback can go suck my mothafhuckkin dick!
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