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Old 08-25-2012, 09:15 AM   #171 (permalink)
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Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger Engaged : People.com
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:15 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Apparently when they played my town earlier this summer he was trolling the local main street bars desperately trying to score local ladies. Some of my co-workers actually met the rest of the band at a local pub.

But... that wasn't more than 6 months ago... it was last month... how could he be madly in love with Avril while trying to score groupie booty?

Holy mack daddy, what a piece of filth! Like I said, give it 6 months and it will be all over.
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:23 PM   #173 (permalink)
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The wedding is going to cost a lot of money, when it's all said and done, and with a chance of getting a lot of priceless gifts, they won't even be able to get a nickel back.
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:37 PM   #174 (permalink)
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I'm more than happy to comfort her if it doesn't work out.

Just as long as she's given it a good wash.
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:54 PM   #175 (permalink)
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She's quite pretty when she dresses girly, she is thin, porcelain and has amazing hair.
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:58 PM   #176 (permalink)
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He gave her a 14 karat diamond ring FFS.
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:59 PM   #177 (permalink)
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I can give her a pearl necklace.
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Old 08-25-2012, 07:01 PM   #178 (permalink)
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You are on fire today Urban!
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Old 08-25-2012, 07:04 PM   #179 (permalink)
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Who would have thought it.
People coming to the Nickelback thread to do something other than say they suck.
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Yes, it's his lust for Avril that is on fire.
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