Omfg (quote, 2007, hands)

right-track · 11-24-2007, 08:32 AM

'Tree Man' Hopes US Doctor Can Cure Him |Sky News|World News

Dr_Rez · 11-24-2007, 01:26 PM

If thats actually true, i feel real bad for the dude. Thats gross.

At least he smoked the cigarette though.

jackhammer · 11-24-2007, 01:40 PM

My mother said I would get calluses on my hand's if I kept wanking too...

~~under~~ · 11-24-2007, 04:06 PM

i dont see what people would have against him.
sure he's different. aren't we all?

i would actually find it cool to have hands like that. because you could like hit people and be like "i just hit him with my wood"

i feel for him though. that must suck.

katiexdollface · 11-24-2007, 04:55 PM

if i saw him on the street, i wouldnt believe it.

~~under~~ · 11-24-2007, 05:00 PM

im guessing in your point you'd think he was some guy who just fell in a pile of pine and leaves and is not giving a point to wash himself off but to just walk around like a walking green zombie monster.

i'd believe it if i was it.
of course i'd try to light the tree man on fire first to see how fast he'd burn.

now would lighting a tree man on fire be considered a forest fire or a murder? or both?

sleepy jack · 11-24-2007, 05:17 PM

Sucks he's not an apple tree, then he could feed his family.

~~under~~ · 11-24-2007, 05:35 PM

you never know. maybe the condition would get farther that it would grow apples. or possibly some other fruit.

Dr_Rez · 11-24-2007, 09:36 PM

That guy must LOVE halloween. hes got it made

swim · 11-24-2007, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

Sucks he's not an apple tree, then he could feed his family.

11-24-2007, 08:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
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Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,364	That guy must LOVE halloween. hes got it made __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

11-24-2007, 04:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	i dont see what people would have against him. sure he's different. aren't we all? i would actually find it cool to have hands like that. because you could like hit people and be like "i just hit him with my wood" i feel for him though. that must suck.

11-24-2007, 04:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
katiexdollface Groupie Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: the dirty jerz Posts: 32	if i saw him on the street, i wouldnt believe it.

11-24-2007, 05:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	im guessing in your point you'd think he was some guy who just fell in a pile of pine and leaves and is not giving a point to wash himself off but to just walk around like a walking green zombie monster. i'd believe it if i was it. of course i'd try to light the tree man on fire first to see how fast he'd burn. now would lighting a tree man on fire be considered a forest fire or a murder? or both?

11-24-2007, 05:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	you never know. maybe the condition would get farther that it would grow apples. or possibly some other fruit.