Hey bad joke time (The Police, cover, quote, youtube)

ZeppelinAir · 10-22-2007, 04:52 PM

what happens when you ask a hooker for a boxing match?.........you get repeated low blows....

its bad i know

joyboyo53 · 10-24-2007, 05:26 PM

what did the ocean say to the beach?

nothing it just waved

anticipation · 10-24-2007, 10:17 PM

so a priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar
except the bar is my 8th birthday party
and there's no rabbi
and there's no monk
and the priest is molesting me.

also, the priest is my father
and he's not a priest.

_Alizer_ · 10-31-2007, 07:13 AM

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrrr

holdyoualways · 11-04-2007, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

so a priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar
except the bar is my 8th birthday party
and there's no rabbi
and there's no monk
and the priest is molesting me.

also, the priest is my father
and he's not a priest.

haha ive heard that somewhere...
someone on youtube had a video with that joke in it
made me feel a tad bit uncomfortable

weleasewoger72 · 11-04-2007, 08:10 PM

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
That 8 yr old in my basement.

How do you know when you sister is having her period?
Your dads penis tastes funny!

Have I gone too far?

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 11-04-2007, 08:30 PM

theres a mexican and a black guy in a car, who's driving?

the police officer.

Frances · 11-05-2007, 10:18 PM

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When he's up another Pixies dress and he's a goblin.

Ok, a seedy old man is parked outside the primary school, Johnny walks out and the man says, "Hey kid, I'll give you a mars bar if you come in my car"
and Johnny replies, "Give me the whole packet mister and I'll *** in your fucking mouth!"

What cries while covered in urine?

Crowquill in the mod lounge!

Sorry, I had to add that one.

Zer0 · 11-09-2007, 06:30 AM

A man walks into a bar with a fish under his arm.
The man asks ''do you sell fishcakes?".
The barman replies "no".
Man replies "its a shame, its his birthday"

jackhammer · 11-19-2007, 05:54 PM

CHILD:Mommy mommy I hate daddy's gut's, MOTHER : Just eat the cabbage then honey.

10-22-2007, 04:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
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~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: VAN Posts: 2,530	theres a mexican and a black guy in a car, who's driving? the police officer.