Frances

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When he's up another Pixies dress and he's a goblin.



Ok, a seedy old man is parked outside the primary school, Johnny walks out and the man says, "Hey kid, I'll give you a mars bar if you come in my car"
and Johnny replies, "Give me the whole packet mister and I'll *** in your fucking mouth!"




What cries while covered in urine?

Crowquill in the mod lounge!


Sorry, I had to add that one.

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Zer0

A man walks into a bar with a fish under his arm.
The man asks ''do you sell fishcakes?".
The barman replies "no".
Man replies "its a shame, its his birthday"

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anticipation

is this supposed to be me?


okay so,
a couple goes in to see a priest about getting married
and the groom asks the priest
"is it okay to have sex before marriage?"
and the priest responds
"as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony".