Hey bad joke time

Zer0 · 11-28-2007, 09:00 AM

There is a little girl called Petal
One day she asks her mom "Why was i called Petal?"
Her mom replies "When you were born, a flower petal fell on your head so i called you Petal"
Then her brother Fridge runs into the room and says "Blaaaagghmmmmmd"

right-track · 12-04-2007, 06:31 PM

Bought a teddy for a fiver the other day, called it Mohammed and sold it for a tenner, question is...

... have i made a prophet?

~~under~~ · 12-04-2007, 06:34 PM

heres one.

.what do batteries run on?

TheCaster · 12-06-2007, 09:53 AM

whats worse than finding dads condoms....

finding grampas viagra

Dizzys in the wolf · 12-07-2007, 01:53 PM

Whats red and sits in the corner crying all day??

A peeled baby

Dizzys in the wolf · 12-07-2007, 01:59 PM

Every day a half blind, one legged African child has to travel 8 miles to school on a broken bycicle. For just a small donation of £2 a month, we'll send you the video cause its legend.

MoonlitSunshine · 12-07-2007, 03:22 PM

What kind of Bees make milk?

Boobies!

Zer0 · 12-14-2007, 04:21 AM

What do you call a black guy on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call two black guys on the moon?
An even bigger problem.

What do you call all the black people on the moon?
Problem solved.

~~under~~ · 12-14-2007, 10:44 AM

why did the chicken cross the road?

who the **** knows!

Laces Out Dan! · 12-14-2007, 06:33 PM

Harr harr harrrr...

11-28-2007, 09:00 AM	#31 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	There is a little girl called Petal One day she asks her mom "Why was i called Petal?" Her mom replies "When you were born, a flower petal fell on your head so i called you Petal" Then her brother Fridge runs into the room and says "Blaaaagghmmmmmd" __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound Last edited by Zer0; 12-06-2007 at 03:18 AM.

12-06-2007, 09:53 AM	#34 (permalink)
TheCaster Music Rapist Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Somewhere in the U.S Posts: 400	whats worse than finding dads condoms.... finding grampas viagra __________________ A soul in tension thats learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit

12-07-2007, 01:53 PM	#35 (permalink)
Dizzys in the wolf Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 158	Whats red and sits in the corner crying all day?? A peeled baby __________________ There’s something about seeing this city at night Where we can say what we want and do what we like. These streets are empty but we don't feel alone, We can run in the dark and sleep on the roads.

12-07-2007, 01:59 PM	#36 (permalink)
Dizzys in the wolf Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 158	Every day a half blind, one legged African child has to travel 8 miles to school on a broken bycicle. For just a small donation of £2 a month, we'll send you the video cause its legend. __________________ There’s something about seeing this city at night Where we can say what we want and do what we like. These streets are empty but we don't feel alone, We can run in the dark and sleep on the roads.

12-07-2007, 03:22 PM	#37 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies! __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

12-04-2007, 06:31 PM	#32 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Bought a teddy for a fiver the other day, called it Mohammed and sold it for a tenner, question is... ... have i made a prophet?

12-04-2007, 06:34 PM	#33 (permalink)
~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	heres one. .what do batteries run on?

12-14-2007, 04:21 AM	#38 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	What do you call a black guy on the moon? A problem. What do you call two black guys on the moon? An even bigger problem. What do you call all the black people on the moon? Problem solved. __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound

12-14-2007, 10:44 AM	#39 (permalink)
~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	why did the chicken cross the road? who the **** knows!

12-14-2007, 06:33 PM	#40 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	Harr harr harrrr... __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.