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Old 11-21-2007, 04:16 PM   #21 (permalink)
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lol "breakcore guitarist"
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:22 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:53 PM   #23 (permalink)
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That's the best joke so far!
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Old 11-23-2007, 02:58 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition.

Poor sod didn't come anywhere.
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Old 11-23-2007, 03:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
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what do you call 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?




a good start.





a cadillac with 4 black people inside goes off a cliff,
what's the sad part of this story?


a cadillac seats 5.
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:19 PM   #26 (permalink)
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What's faster then a speeding bullet?

A Jew with a coupon.


A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde, because she's 18.


How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.


What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?

You know she'll swallow.
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Old 11-24-2007, 03:19 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I guy runs into a bar




























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Old 11-24-2007, 06:00 PM   #28 (permalink)
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An Irishman walks past a bar...
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Old 11-24-2007, 06:11 PM   #29 (permalink)
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^ the outcome is.....drunks?
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Old 11-25-2007, 11:48 PM   #30 (permalink)
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two guys walk into a bar

you'd think the second guy would duck






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