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View Poll Results: Sex Vs. Music
Music 64 43.54%
Sex 34 23.13%
Tie 49 33.33%
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Old 06-01-2014, 01:50 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:07 PM   #232 (permalink)
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You say that as a guy whose only recourse is his hand, a device that, while effective, is vastly inferior to what it is meant to imitate. While a girl's fingers seem like they'd be easier doubling as a dick, not to mention they are prehensile. I imagine it doesn't really take any skill for a girl to hit her own G-Spot with fingers. Not really any spot we've got that would be as good.

Not to mention that girls have all kinds of things to use other than a finger: dildos, vibrators, correctly proportioned fruits/vegetables, and any number of others I'm sure. The only option we've got is making ourselves a Fifi. And nobody wants to be that guy.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:21 PM   #233 (permalink)
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You say that as a guy whose only recourse is his hand, a device that, while effective, is vastly inferior to what it is meant to imitate. While a girl's fingers seem like they'd be easier doubling as a dick, not to mention they are prehensile. I imagine it doesn't really take any skill for a girl to hit her own G-Spot with fingers. Not really any spot we've got that would be as good.

Not to mention that girls have all kinds of things to use other than a finger: dildos, vibrators, correctly proportioned fruits/vegetables, and any number of others I'm sure. The only option we've got is making ourselves a Fifi. And nobody wants to be that guy.
Banana peels, donuts, and tenderized pork shoulder are good starting places. Use your imagination batty.
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:30 PM   #234 (permalink)
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Banana peels, donuts, and tenderized pork shoulder are good starting places. Use your imagination batty.
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:33 PM   #235 (permalink)
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The only option we've got is making ourselves a Fifi. And nobody wants to be that guy.

Spoiler for worst fifi ever, pretty gross but funny:
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:35 PM   #236 (permalink)
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Don't knock it until you tried it .
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:42 PM   #238 (permalink)
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Old 06-06-2014, 09:41 AM   #239 (permalink)
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