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You say that as a guy whose only recourse is his hand, a device that, while effective, is vastly inferior to what it is meant to imitate. While a girl's fingers seem like they'd be easier doubling as a dick, not to mention they are prehensile. I imagine it doesn't really take any skill for a girl to hit her own G-Spot with fingers. Not really any spot we've got that would be as good.

Not to mention that girls have all kinds of things to use other than a finger: dildos, vibrators, correctly proportioned fruits/vegetables, and any number of others I'm sure. The only option we've got is making ourselves a Fifi. And nobody wants to be that guy.

Banana peels, donuts, and tenderized pork shoulder are good starting places. Use your imagination batty.

I'll stick with a rolled up pillow, you freak.

If I ever found that in a friend's house I'd assume them to be a serial killer.

Don't knock it until you tried it :drummer:.

Then again there's always the family dog...

I'm well versed in wanking. So I choose music.

Ask me in two weeks when I'm actually getting laid.