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NSW 04-25-2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 470515)
muuusic

it can last as long as you want
you don't just have to stick to one band
it requires very little effort before hand
you don't need to shave your legs
tends to be better the older it is

Amen...AMEN.

Predator 04-25-2008 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife (Post 473731)
Amen...AMEN.

Because of the above post, I have to reply to the below one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 470515)
muuusic

1it can last as long as you want
2you don't just have to stick to one band
3it requires very little effort before hand
4you don't need to shave your legs
5tends to be better the older it is

1. Thats what whiskey is for
2. Free love baby.
3. Getting straight to the point is fine with me.
4. Nothing wrong with fur if the lights are out. Besides, I'm not interested in what the legs feel like. Hairy legs do come with their advantages.
5. An 18 year old has no where near the experience or ability as a 36 year old.

If anything I call it a tie, but given the choice, I'd still rather get some.

Billy_Martin 04-25-2008 10:10 PM

Ill take music... I can go without sex for long periods of time and be totally content. Music on the other hand I cannot go 30 minutes it seems.

Piss Me Off 04-26-2008 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predator (Post 473791)
4. Nothing wrong with fur if the lights are out. Besides, I'm not interested in what the legs feel like. Hairy legs do come with their advantages.

Please explain.

Predator 04-26-2008 09:08 AM

what part?

Piss Me Off 04-26-2008 09:27 AM

The advantages of hairy legs. Do they come in useful?

Predator 04-26-2008 09:30 AM

Better grip and keep your ears warm in the winter.

Piss Me Off 04-26-2008 10:05 AM

When its cold i always make sure to bring a woman to wrap round my face.

WWWP 04-29-2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 470515)
muuusic

it can last as long as you want
you don't just have to stick to one band
it requires very little effort before hand
you don't need to shave your legs
tends to be better the older it is

I think this has already been done, but I need to say my bit.

1- If you're good, you can make it last as long as you need to. If not, you can always move on.
2- Committment? Nah...!
3- If the juice is worth the squeeze...
4- Personally, I shave my legs for me.
5- Touche.

WaspStar 05-14-2008 07:07 PM

Music, definitely. I think listening to a lot of music tends to convince one that sex isn't really all it's cracked up to be. What did John Lydon say? "Sex is two minutes of squeely noises," or something like that.


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