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Urban Hat€monger ? 08-17-2007 09:26 AM

It's been a while since we had any totty posted on the boards
 
Quote:

NEW PORT RICHEY - City police cracked down on prostitution last night by setting up an undercover sting, netting nearly a dozen arrests.
Vote for the hottest whore in New Port Richey

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l9...horeparade.jpg

anticipation 08-17-2007 10:50 AM

3 all the way!

adidasss 08-17-2007 12:23 PM

That's obviously not very realistic. All whores look like Julia Roberts.:-|

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-17-2007 12:30 PM

I've just realised No 1 is Angus Young

Laces Out Dan! 08-17-2007 06:47 PM

Three, but it looks like you could fuck number 6 in the throat..

acratertocoffin 08-17-2007 10:17 PM

2 looks like Kurt Russell. 1 does look like Angus Young. 7 looks like something you could punch really hard and just mold it back into place.

Seltzer 08-17-2007 11:06 PM

3 is less zombie-repelling, vomit-inducing and putrid than the other ones...

Paper bag?

pheurton 08-19-2007 02:54 PM

All Of Them At Once

Alo 08-19-2007 03:32 PM

I get really warm looking at number 5. But it's a warm fuzzy feeling, something like: ''haaahaaa, I'm soooo much prettier than you, in your face!''

yeah.

Laces Out Dan! 08-19-2007 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alo (Post 389370)
I get really warm looking at number 5. But it's a warm fuzzy feeling, something like: ''haaahaaa, I'm soooo much prettier than you, in your face!''

yeah.

You didnt feel that way about the rest of them =/

anticipation 08-20-2007 08:34 AM

who the **** picked 6?




you disgusting bastards.

jackhammer 08-21-2007 01:27 PM

Them skanks can fúckin' pay me.

hissundaygirl09. 04-01-2010 12:38 PM

i would say 3 because all of the others need to get some work done..

NumberNineDream 04-01-2010 12:39 PM

That 7 is the one!

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-01-2010 12:41 PM

It was my idea to bump this so nobody start giving Sundaygirlie shit for it.

right-track 04-01-2010 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 844412)
It was my idea to bump this so nobody start giving Sundaygirlie shit for it.

Which one's her?

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-01-2010 12:55 PM

5

Janszoon 04-01-2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 844416)
Which one's her?

Number 5.

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-01-2010 12:55 PM

:laughing:

right-track 04-01-2010 12:57 PM

Gold ^
I've not laughed that much on here for a while. :laughing:

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-01-2010 12:59 PM

I got her cheaper than Janszoon did too

Janszoon 04-01-2010 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 844424)
I got her cheaper than Janszoon did too

Damn my poor negotiation skills.

Janszoon 04-01-2010 03:42 PM

This thread need more commentary to go with all the people voting for #3.

duga 04-01-2010 04:32 PM

She was the only one that looked like she didn't mind being there. I enjoy a hooker that takes it in stride.

Akira 04-01-2010 04:35 PM

even though I voted number 3, I'd still be thumbing in a softy

mr dave 04-01-2010 04:43 PM

i voted for 3 because she looks the least strung out.

in regards to 6 and what looks like a tracheotomy scar... does that mean she can be DPed in the face?

Janszoon 04-01-2010 04:46 PM

I voted 4 because I thought she might be lonely.

someonecompletelyrandom 04-01-2010 05:02 PM

Number 6 looks like she's into choking.

thomasracer56 04-01-2010 09:55 PM

Most of them look like they are ugly on purpose. 3 rules.

Neapolitan 04-01-2010 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 388945)
I've just realised No 1 is Angus Young

I thought 1 looked more like Jon Anderson of Yes

6underground 04-01-2010 10:14 PM

What's wrong with you guys?
7 is a dead ringer for Portia De Rossi.
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/a...-picture-5.jpg
:laughing:

Neapolitan 04-01-2010 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6underground (Post 844732)
What's wrong with you guys?
7 is a dead ringer for Portia De Rossi.

:laughing:

7 looks like Portia, really? somebody has beer goggles on :beer:

TheCunningStunt 04-02-2010 10:46 PM

Number 3.

Number 2, if you cut her hair short, she could be a white van man called Dave.

mr dave 04-03-2010 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 845182)
Number 2, if you cut her hair short, she could be a white van man called Dave.

that's not very nice hahaha

lucifer_sam 04-03-2010 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6underground (Post 844732)
What's wrong with you guys?
7 is a dead ringer for Portia De Rossi.
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/a...-picture-5.jpg
:laughing:

That's not funny. I'd crawl on broken glass to have a beer with that woman. And that's knowing full well I wouldn't get anywhere with her.

Akira 04-05-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 845475)
That's not funny. I'd crawl on broken glass to have a beer with that woman. And that's knowing full well I wouldn't get anywhere with her.

Agreed

Scarlett O'Hara 04-05-2010 10:22 AM

3 is actually not bad, I think the lighting could be better, she is model material!

TheCunningStunt 04-11-2010 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr dave (Post 845469)
that's not very nice hahaha

VERY true though. :laughing:

CanwllCorfe 04-11-2010 09:46 PM

I'd let #3 in my danger zone

#1 looks violent. I would keep her OUT of my danger zone

TheCunningStunt 04-11-2010 09:56 PM

Why are people saying 3 is nice? She's horrific, best of a bad bunch. A stray pube going down the plug hole would look more sexually appealing than that shower of shit.


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