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Old 09-01-2016, 12:58 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Oh yes, third wheel is the ****. I'll take it. You guy's don't even know how honored I am. Here, let me show you.

*whips out dick*

You believe me now?
Am I supposed to be seeing something?
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:01 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:03 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Am I supposed to be seeing something?
Honestly, I could just use a strap-on if it's that much of an inconvenience. This is assuming butt sex is on the table. Do you like plastic dicks in your ass?
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:04 AM   #64 (permalink)
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How flexible are you?
Between 6pm-8pm.
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:05 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Honestly, I could just use a strap-on if it's that much of an inconvenience. This is assuming butt sex is on the table. Do you like plastic dicks in your ass?
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Between 6pm-8pm.


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Old 09-01-2016, 01:07 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Honestly, I could just use a strap-on if it's that much of an inconvenience. This is assuming butt sex is on the table. Do you like plastic dicks in your ass?
It's one of thw few things that I love having up my ass.
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:21 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Are the legends really true then Ki? Can you really fit like 5 plastic dicks in your ass?
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:22 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Are the legends really true then Ki? Can you really fit like 5 plastic dicks in your ass?
Yep. Just ask blank.
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:26 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Are the legends really true then Ki? Can you really fit like 5 plastic dicks in your ass?
The most we got in was 7. Could've done more, but I had to go to work.
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:30 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Yep. Just ask blank.
No need. I believe you man, I believe you.

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