A_Perfect_Sonnet

Do it, I'll rate them on a scale of 1-10.

jibber

your "beard" is a weak attempt at a sexy 5 O'clock shadow! you fail!

(that and I wouldn't do you)

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

TheUsedToolguy

your butt probably smells right after you take a dump.

DontRunMeOver

You look like the lead singer from the Guillemots with that beard.

And he ugly.

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DontRunMeOver

Your pee smells like bleach.

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DontRunMeOver

I bet when you played hide and seek as a kid you were the kid that nobody ever went and found so you got left behind and your parents didn't come looking for you when their parents said you were nowhere to be found and you always had to find your own way home late and then dinner was all eaten and you had to go out in the back yard and forage and you'd eat snails and worms and bits of paving slab and that's why you're all slimy and gray now.

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DontRunMeOver

You look like a bearded lady.

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DontRunMeOver

If you were to go without washing or showering for a month for a dare I bet nobody would even notice because you always smell that bad anyway.

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DontRunMeOver

I bet you believe it when people say "if you don't wash your hair for two weeks it starts to clean itself".

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DontRunMeOver

Ben means 'stupid' in Malay.

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