Insult Me (A_Perfect_Sonnet)
 

Do it, I'll rate them on a scale of 1-10.

your "beard" is a weak attempt at a sexy 5 O'clock shadow! you fail!

(that and I wouldn't do you)

your butt probably smells right after you take a dump.
:whythis:

You look like the lead singer from the Guillemots with that beard.

And he ugly.

Your pee smells like bleach.

I bet when you played hide and seek as a kid you were the kid that nobody ever went and found so you got left behind and your parents didn't come looking for you when their parents said you were nowhere to be found and you always had to find your own way home late and then dinner was all eaten and you had to go out in the back yard and forage and you'd eat snails and worms and bits of paving slab and that's why you're all slimy and gray now.

You look like a bearded lady.

If you were to go without washing or showering for a month for a dare I bet nobody would even notice because you always smell that bad anyway.

I bet you believe it when people say "if you don't wash your hair for two weeks it starts to clean itself".

Ben means 'stupid' in Malay.