Insult Me (A_Perfect_Sonnet)

The Dave · 03-16-2007, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet

Alli - 6 (I shaved it, and you know you'd do me.)
TUTG - 2 (It lacked a twist.)
DRMO - 3 (I shaved.)
DRMO(2) - 3 (I like the smell of bleach.)
DRMO(3) - :[
DRMO(4) - 4 (Funny story - I went to Applebee's with my girlfriend and the waitress comes up and says "How are you ladies doing today." I gave her a "What the hell is your problem?" stare, and she didn't even apologize. Long story short, I called her a moron and didn't tip her.)
DRMO(5) - 6 (It made me chuckle. I shower everyday.)
DRMO(6) - 2 (That isn't true?)
DRMO(7) - 0 (Malay is malay for homosexual.)
DRMO(8) - 5 (I put them in the trash, yo.)
DRMO(9) - 4 (You took too long to get the point across.)
DRMO(10) - 2 (I urinate those blocks away.)

You, apparenty, are too dimwitted to rate my insults.

tdoc210 · 03-16-2007, 07:16 PM

no

swim · 03-16-2007, 09:04 PM

I listen to better music than you and I'm a girl.

DearJenny · 03-16-2007, 10:17 PM

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

DearJenny · 03-16-2007, 10:21 PM

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-16-2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.

Oh, come on, that's the oldest insult in the book. How 'bout this one, you're a dumb idiot with a dumb smelly butt, and you've got a big butt, and you've got a buttface.

DearJenny · 03-16-2007, 10:32 PM

^When are you leaving!? God damn.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-16-2007, 10:47 PM

As soon as you love me

I'd rather listen to a woman in labor, than hear your voice.

03-16-2007, 07:16 PM	#32 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	no __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

03-16-2007, 09:04 PM	#33 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,188	I listen to better music than you and I'm a girl. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

03-16-2007, 10:17 PM	#34 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

03-16-2007, 10:21 PM	#35 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

03-16-2007, 10:32 PM	#37 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	^When are you leaving!? God damn. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

03-16-2007, 10:47 PM	#38 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	As soon as you love me I'd rather listen to a woman in labor, than hear your voice. Last edited by TheUsedToolguy; 03-16-2007 at 10:52 PM.