Insult Me (A_Perfect_Sonnet) (quote)

The Dave · 03-16-2007, 09:15 AM

SOrry if I go over board on this one, but yeah, here it is:

Ben loved the family times as a child with his mother giving him rim jobs while he was using his father's testicles to ephixiate himself as he watched, oh so intently, the family dog was sucked off by his sister as she chunneled his rimjobing mother until his father exploded hot steaming semen all over his face.
*ahh, a father's loving words loving words...-"whose your daddy Benny-boy "*

I'm sorry, but I win.

DontRunMeOver · 03-16-2007, 09:16 AM

Have you seen 'The Aristocrats', Dave? That reminded me of The Aristocrat joke.

Um, what does 'chunnel' mean?

The Dave · 03-16-2007, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

Have you seen 'The Aristocrats', Dave? That reminded me of The Aristocrat joke.

Um, what does 'chunnel' mean?

Yes, I primarily took that from The Aristocrats lol.

Chunneling, correct me if I'm wrong, but I always associate it with slurping lots of cemen, but yeah, someone can correct me.

DontRunMeOver · 03-16-2007, 09:24 AM

Well, normally I would do a search to find the word definition but as I'm on an office computer I might not be searching for 'chunneling' right now.

I've got to say, I didn't understand why in the aristocrats they didn't have any versions which were like 5 or 10 minutes long. You could really get in deep with that one and develop a whole plot and side-characters and maybe a chase scene and robots and time-travel and lasers and women debuting at society balls and in the end one of their friends could really be the murderer.

The Dave · 03-16-2007, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

Well, normally I would do a search to find the word definition but as I'm on an office computer I might not be searching for 'chunneling' right now.

I would advise against it.

Ben needs to hurry up and get on so he can cower in the insults we have left him.

TheBig3 · 03-16-2007, 09:27 AM

You're a pussy because you took a hiatus from MB because I was "A jerk."

Smile big for that camera.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 03-16-2007, 11:35 AM

You most likely have the smallest penis out of everyone here. And Ethan could beat you up without even a smudge to his eyeshadow.

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 03-16-2007, 11:46 AM

Alli - 6 (I shaved it, and you know you'd do me.)
TUTG - 2 (It lacked a twist.)
DRMO - 3 (I shaved.)
DRMO(2) - 3 (I like the smell of bleach.)
DRMO(3) - :[
DRMO(4) - 4 (Funny story - I went to Applebee's with my girlfriend and the waitress comes up and says "How are you ladies doing today." I gave her a "What the hell is your problem?" stare, and she didn't even apologize. Long story short, I called her a moron and didn't tip her.)
DRMO(5) - 6 (It made me chuckle. I shower everyday.)
DRMO(6) - 2 (That isn't true?)
DRMO(7) - 0 (Malay is malay for homosexual.)
DRMO(8) - 5 (I put them in the trash, yo.)
DRMO(9) - 4 (You took too long to get the point across.)
DRMO(10) - 2 (I urinate those blocks away.)

Ensemble · 03-16-2007, 03:55 PM

APS is about as straight as a rainbow.

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 03-16-2007, 06:04 PM

When you shave your pubes you stick the cuttings onto your face.
^ Like Cartman.

Also Ben, wtf is with the cats playing ping pong Avatar. That's just retarded.

03-16-2007, 09:27 AM	#26 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	You're a pussy because you took a hiatus from MB because I was "A jerk." Smile big for that camera. __________________ I've moved to a new address

03-16-2007, 09:15 AM	#21 (permalink)
The Dave Me and The Major Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,830	SOrry if I go over board on this one, but yeah, here it is: Ben loved the family times as a child with his mother giving him rim jobs while he was using his father's testicles to ephixiate himself as he watched, oh so intently, the family dog was sucked off by his sister as she chunneled his rimjobing mother until his father exploded hot steaming semen all over his face. ahh, a father's loving words loving words...-"whose your daddy Benny-boy " I'm sorry, but I win.

03-16-2007, 11:35 AM	#27 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	You most likely have the smallest penis out of everyone here. And Ethan could beat you up without even a smudge to his eyeshadow.

03-16-2007, 11:46 AM	#28 (permalink)
A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 896	Alli - 6 (I shaved it, and you know you'd do me.) TUTG - 2 (It lacked a twist.) DRMO - 3 (I shaved.) DRMO(2) - 3 (I like the smell of bleach.) DRMO(3) - :[ DRMO(4) - 4 (Funny story - I went to Applebee's with my girlfriend and the waitress comes up and says "How are you ladies doing today." I gave her a "What the hell is your problem?" stare, and she didn't even apologize. Long story short, I called her a moron and didn't tip her.) DRMO(5) - 6 (It made me chuckle. I shower everyday.) DRMO(6) - 2 (That isn't true?) DRMO(7) - 0 (Malay is malay for homosexual.) DRMO(8) - 5 (I put them in the trash, yo.) DRMO(9) - 4 (You took too long to get the point across.) DRMO(10) - 2 (I urinate those blocks away.)

03-16-2007, 03:55 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ensemble Prep Massacre Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 234	APS is about as straight as a rainbow.