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02-08-2006, 11:13 AM | #3523 (permalink) | |
Groupie
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you seriously dont have ears do you? the first time i got ear of the sound of them playin...i puked a little in my mouth and then i shot myself in the prostate 12 times and then i thought to myself..."why not make it a bakers dozen?" so i shot myself in the pelvis again just for emphasis! then i burned my mom at the stake screaming at her telling her she was a heritic and worse than jesus himself, and then i took my little sister and gutted her and began to eat her liver, then her large intestine, then her stomache, but the juices were all acidy, and i burnt my mouth...tasted like sick! then i had a wank and thought to myself, "alright, same time next year i guess."
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02-08-2006, 01:20 PM | #3525 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Anyway. Melt Banana - Chain-Shot to Have Some Fun. Probably the only song of theirs I can stand, but I love it.
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02-08-2006, 02:13 PM | #3528 (permalink) | |
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02-08-2006, 06:51 PM | #3530 (permalink) |
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Hinder-Lips Of An Angel
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