again?

::sneaks out of the house before she wakes up::

Why don't I smell Bacon cooking Damn it!

^lol, you had sex with a dood.

^get that gun outta my back

^ That was amazing.

^ another satisfied customer

BTW: I gots da aids

are you a lumberjack or a trucker

unless you want a wax, you'd better wash that sh!t off your chest before it hardens.

You DID pull out................................right!? RIGHT!?

BTW, I didnt pull out last night.