Well what a night huh.























Hey where the hell did you go

well, now that I'm a little more in touch w/ myself,
where exactly do they sell those rainbow bumperstickers?

That wasn't sex that was sympathy.

so, since you're going to the clinic, can I catch a ride?

Where did all my hair go?

That Aiden concert was really cool last night,
now can I get some head?

"You wouldn't happen to have a .45 or 9MM, would you, because after last night, all my self-esteem and pride died, so I might as well kill my body and mind too." Lol.

*pinches self* "Oh no, it's not a dream! AAAAAAAAgggghhhhhhh!" *screams, then runs out of own house to pursue new life of being a homeless person*

"Damn my herpes itch."

Rofl.