Hey! I'm the only one allowed in my mums bed!

Put that cigarette out, there's only one thing you're smokin' in this room!

Is that all you got?

All that I've got, shoot, I've got the metabolism of a cheetah,...........
okay more like a sloth

You bored me so I just used my hand.

uh huh huh, I've got morning stiffness,
you know what the best cure for that is

I could've sworn you were a girl when I meet you.

when do you think we should tell our parents?

Bring your mom.........And dad..........And sister..........And cousins.......And what the hell your grandparents as well.

*tries to talk* *choking* *forgot to rinse*