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02-16-2007, 01:10 PM | #1 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
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The Crap News Stories Thread
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02-16-2007, 02:18 PM | #2 (permalink) | |
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Thee most pointless story I've read for a while haha.
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02-16-2007, 02:44 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Atchin' Akai
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The Popular Futon Front *raises fist*
Your link to that news item reminded me of this ( I think you'll appreciate the humour)... http://manchesterbuccaneers.spaces.live.com/ Go here first ^ http://manchesterbuccaneers.spaces.l...shKg!353.entry Then read the comments here ^ The author is an Englishman who began writing a spoof blog, from a 12 year old American boys perspective and his new found love of Manchester United (Manchester Buccaneers). The comments he got from United fans was amazing considering they thought he was a 12 year old boy. Some of the comments he recieved were genuine and some were tongue in cheek. Last edited by right-track; 02-16-2007 at 03:30 PM. |
02-16-2007, 03:04 PM | #5 (permalink) |
ashes against the grain
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^ thats how david talks at oot' and aboot'
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
02-16-2007, 04:15 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Tosser yankee doodle **** american cok!
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Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
02-16-2007, 05:53 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Atchin' Akai
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This is my favourite...
YO DUMB ASS YANK GUES WOT..U STIL HAVNT TAKE MY WARNS AND U GONNA GET IT IN THE ASS FOR THISS SITE COS IT HAS LOADSA ILEGIABLE INFORMATIONS ON IT SO I CLICKD THE REPORT BUSE BUTN AND EMENEM IS GOIN TO TAKE YOGH SITE OF THA PAGES AND SU U MAYBE. U STIL AINTT GOT DA PIC HAV U? YOU DONT FUKN NO **** ABOUTT OUR GAMEAND U KEP COMIN OVA WITH DIS **** ABOUT PHILLIpz PLAYING FOR MANCHESTER..GUESS WHAT WANKER DERE IS tOO MANCHESTERS, TO MUCH FORR Ur LITTLE UNDUCATED BRAiN TO FIGUR ? ALSO ZAC U FUKIN YANK LOSR, ITZ FOOBALL NOT SOCAR AND U ASHLY COLE AINT SAME AS JOE COLE FOOLL, I FUKN HATE YANKSS INFETCING OUR BUTIFUL GAME WIV DERE DIRRTY SCUMBAG MONEY AND..U CAN ALL FUK OFF...UNIDT IS NOT FOR SALE< NEVA HAS BEEN NEVA WILL BE GOT THAt ****ING BUSH SUPORTAS? II HOP U GET NUKEDD BY IRAQ COZ U DESERV IT FORR WOT U DONE TO DA GAME WICH U CANTT NEVA UNDERSTAND> 20 July 03:27 Published by: Idioteque24 Can you feel the hate for the 12 year old? |
02-16-2007, 05:57 PM | #9 (permalink) |
dontcareaboutyou
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ITS MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB NOT MANCHESTER BUCANEERS AND GLAZER IS A STUPID FAT AMERICAN MONEY LOVER HE DESERVES 2 DIE HE DOESNT DESERVE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL CLUB EVER
that was my favorite.
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