The Crap News Stories Thread
 

http://www.thisisthelakedistrict.co...._destroyed.php


The comments under the story are comedy gold :laughing:

Thee most pointless story I've read for a while haha.

:laughing:

:laughing: The Popular Futon Front *raises fist*

Your link to that news item reminded me of this ( I think you'll appreciate the humour)...

http://manchesterbuccaneers.spaces.live.com/
Go here first ^

http://manchesterbuccaneers.spaces.l...shKg!353.entry
Then read the comments here ^

The author is an Englishman who began writing a spoof blog, from a 12 year old American boys perspective and his new found love of Manchester United (Manchester Buccaneers).
The comments he got from United fans was amazing considering they thought he was a 12 year old boy.
Some of the comments he recieved were genuine and some were tongue in cheek.

haha

^ thats how david talks at oot' and aboot'

U R A WANKER U FUKIN PRICK , I DARE YOU TO COME TO MACHESTER n SAY THIS . U WUD FUKIN DIE U FUKIN ASS HOLE I HOPE U ROT IN HELL ALONG WITH UR BUMMER BOY GLAZER ....AMERICAN TWAT :laughing:

Tosser yankee doodle **** american cok!

:laughing:

This is my favourite...

YO DUMB ASS YANK GUES WOT..U STIL HAVNT TAKE MY WARNS AND U GONNA GET IT IN THE ASS FOR THISS SITE COS IT HAS LOADSA ILEGIABLE INFORMATIONS ON IT SO I CLICKD THE REPORT BUSE BUTN AND EMENEM IS GOIN TO TAKE YOGH SITE OF THA PAGES AND SU U MAYBE. U STIL AINTT GOT DA PIC HAV U? YOU DONT FUKN NO **** ABOUTT OUR GAMEAND U KEP COMIN OVA WITH DIS **** ABOUT PHILLIpz PLAYING FOR MANCHESTER..GUESS WHAT WANKER DERE IS tOO MANCHESTERS, TO MUCH FORR Ur LITTLE UNDUCATED BRAiN TO FIGUR ? ALSO ZAC U FUKIN YANK LOSR, ITZ FOOBALL NOT SOCAR AND U ASHLY COLE AINT SAME AS JOE COLE FOOLL, I FUKN HATE YANKSS INFETCING OUR BUTIFUL GAME WIV DERE DIRRTY SCUMBAG MONEY AND..U CAN ALL FUK OFF...UNIDT IS NOT FOR SALE< NEVA HAS BEEN NEVA WILL BE GOT THAt ****ING BUSH SUPORTAS? II HOP U GET NUKEDD BY IRAQ COZ U DESERV IT FORR WOT U DONE TO DA GAME WICH U CANTT NEVA UNDERSTAND> 20 July 03:27
Published by: Idioteque24

Can you feel the hate for the 12 year old? :laughing:

ITS MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB NOT MANCHESTER BUCANEERS AND GLAZER IS A STUPID FAT AMERICAN MONEY LOVER HE DESERVES 2 DIE HE DOESNT DESERVE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL CLUB EVER


that was my favorite.