How Much Would You Have To Pay For Your Sins??
 

If you had to pay for your sins, and the going rate was as stated, how much would you have to pay to pay for all your wrong doings??
(if you've done it more than once, just add the money once)

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and post, bitches.

$230.50 (yes....Ive peed in a pool:shycouch: )

Just to be fair, everone's done something that they regret.
And it would suck to get penalized for getting mugged:bringit::shycouch:

$215

$465

That would suck, I'm pretty glad sins are free

535.10

free? well....................nevermind.

Why is smoking pot costing more then frying on acid..and why no mention of shrooms?

$285

Not Bad

So I'm the only one who's gonna admit to pissin' in a pool? Losers:(

We should hang out

I cant get my titts to shake like that..is that going to be a problem?

1360.2 o.O

Where did you get 2 cents from?

the fact that you have tits is good enough for Mr. Perv :)

Nah, I admit it. It's just so much effort to get out of the pool to piss when you can do it there and then with no one noticing.

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

I doubled it. (seeing as I've done it more than once) So I assume it's meant to be 20 cents (I did it on the calculator, I couldn't do it in my head)

1360.20 Kinda bad?

I'm not going to heaven am I? :P:laughing:

Okay well I was starting to feel slightly less desirable..

I peed in the pool but I dont count it as a sin...cause...everyone does it..right?

I would actually need to take on two jobs if I was going to have to pay for my sins..cause there are lots and lots of sins I have committed that arent listed...

You can pay me in other forms..I dont need money..and we can work out a deal...heaven is overrated anyway...

Awwwwwww :love:

You know me so well Bruise

:)

And of course I meant Mr. Perv as a term of endearment.

Can someone tell me how much the entire list comes to

:o:

You've had sex in jail??

my cap is off to you sir

No, but how about I get half that for having a wank in a hostel.

Actually, you'd be silly not to http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

150, apparently I'm a very good boy. Infact, I would've made it below 100 dollars if anal sex wasn't so expensive.

thats the best thing i have ever heard.

:laughing:

Unfan that was awesome.

195.10

$480.10 :pimp:

I have only been beat out by one other female...

I need new hobbies..

$330.50

and does phone sex count?

^That was candid

sorry, i'll change it if you want?

^don't be sorry, just didn't expect that much honesty

so does phone sex count MJ?

I was wondering..what about soul saling?

^ it wasn't on the list, make no mistake I did not create this I just cut and pasted it from another forum


I'm a hack

I think my sins cost far more then this...

i meant if i did something while having phone sex

explain :confused: