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Laces Out Dan! 12-26-2006 03:22 PM

You Hell Raiser!

littleknowitall 01-01-2007 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Alizer_ (Post 316792)
Masturbated -- $10
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Lied to your mate -- $5*

40...not too bad!

*No, Jake, this wasn't you!

Good :)

Desired_Moments 01-01-2007 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber (Post 314543)
jesus, did you count everything on the list just once like you're supposed to?

if so, damn, that's quite the bill, haha

Only doubled what I was s'pose to.

Desired_Moments 01-01-2007 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littleknowitall (Post 319398)
Good :)


Jacob I'm bad. =D

Seeing as I've done most of these things with you, yours should be pretty high.

jackhammer 05-26-2007 04:42 PM

$420 -even though I'm an old git I have tried to lead an honest life!

Ensemble 05-26-2007 05:48 PM

$90.50

anticipation 05-29-2007 02:20 PM

I like how having a threesome is worse than cheating on your spouse and cross-dressing combined.


$0

a-ron 06-07-2007 09:07 AM

$0 Jesus Christ paid them for me.

Sorry, had to spoil it; but I guess I would have had to pay $10,000 when I was 18. Please don't ask what I do that didn't deserve forgiveness.

OldManDeath 06-11-2007 07:11 PM

Damn...
Smokin weed-$300(this year)
Acid-$20
Drunk at work-50$
Pissed in a pool-10$
$380
not bad

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 08-06-2007 08:59 PM

$35.50

Can we use credit?

MHDTV 08-12-2007 06:45 PM

$110.50. I'm a bad boy.

Son of JayJamJah 08-12-2007 07:02 PM

$740.60

$80 for anal is a bit much there St. Peter

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 08-12-2007 07:14 PM

I find it funny how sex is viewed badly by christianity and yet they have someone named St. Peter.

Laces Out Dan! 08-12-2007 07:16 PM

Thats not funny at all..

Son of JayJamJah 08-12-2007 07:16 PM

St. Peter was a Rabbit, that's why we celebrate Easter.

Also Christianity is okay with sex; as long as it is in it's natural form. A 50 year old guy and a teenage or adolescent boy.

i get high sometimes 08-12-2007 07:56 PM

^Aren't you like, almost a 50 year old guy? Can someone run a background check on this dude?

Son of JayJamJah 08-12-2007 08:00 PM

I'm an Atheist

any questions?

i get high sometimes 08-12-2007 08:02 PM

I'm an atheist as well.

No pedophelia here.

Son of JayJamJah 08-12-2007 08:09 PM

Amazing we don't need God to tell us it's wrong isn't it?

i get high sometimes 08-12-2007 08:12 PM

Isn't that such a strange argument?

How can you be moral if you don't have God?

Well, are you saying that if there were no god you would be a brutal savage?

I've heard Richard Dawkins ask that question to a caller on a talk radio station, and this guy admitted that he would murder his neighbour if there were no God. I guess we are lucky that that man is a Christian.

Larkrise 08-12-2007 09:37 PM

$530.60

what about having sex at school? lol

joyboyo53 08-12-2007 09:51 PM

no way you guys are under 5000 if your including each occurance as its own cost. i am to lazy to add up but i would be in the 1000s before i even got past the first 2 sins and there is like 30 more to go. if i had to give an honest estimate i would say $50k, probably more.

Laces Out Dan! 08-12-2007 10:11 PM

If you've done it more than once, you dont multiply the amount..if you read the first post you'd know this.

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 08-13-2007 12:40 AM

Quote:

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
I just noticed this.

joyboyo53 08-13-2007 07:02 AM

i thought they were saying add it once for each occasion, not only count it once....my bad

in that case, $495.6

655321 08-15-2007 08:01 PM

285.10


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