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Old 12-11-2006, 07:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Give some mama jokes or jokes to the person above you.
Like....Your mama is like a vacume cleaner she sucks,she blows,and gets laid in the closet.
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yo mama is so dirty, when she takes a bath it makes chicken soup.
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Your mamas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter.
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yo mama's so fat, if she wanted to haul ass it would take the bitch 3 trips.
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Your mommas so fat when she jumps up she gets stuck in the air.
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Old 12-12-2006, 12:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yo mamma like the bermuda triangle, they both swallow lots of seamen
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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yo mama so black, when she go to night school they mark tha bitch absent.
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Yo mama so fat that just smelling her BO will clog your arteries.

Yo mama's so cheap she uses felt-tip pens as makeup.

Yo mama's cooking is the source for 70% of the world's biological weapon stockpile.
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Old 12-12-2006, 12:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Give some mama jokes or jokes to the person above you.
Like....Your mama is like a vacume cleaner she sucks,she blows,and gets laid in the closet.

Your Mama should have swallowed
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Old 12-12-2006, 05:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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its yo momma thankyouverymuch

yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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