Your mama jokes

skindredluver · 12-13-2006, 08:59 PM

I hate you

~~under~~ · 12-14-2006, 08:34 AM

Heres one more

beware: You may get a graphic image

Yo mommas so fat that theres Extra cushion for da pushin

Bloozcrooz · 01-06-2011, 04:38 PM

Yo mama so po I saw her kicking cans down the streeet asked her what she wz doin and she said moving!!! Yo mama so fat I had to roll her over in doe and look for the wet spot!!! We should probally get off mama's cuz uhh....I just got off yours

Freebase Dali · 01-06-2011, 04:55 PM

Your mother is so dumb, her child grew up, joined a forum and resurrected a 5 year old thread with mama jokes that haven't been funny since an arbitrary date in the 80's.

Bloozcrooz · 01-06-2011, 04:56 PM

Lol sorry

Freebase Dali · 01-06-2011, 04:57 PM

The resurrection would have been more epic with better mama jokes is all I'm saying. Post away.

Bloozcrooz · 01-06-2011, 05:03 PM

Hmmm..yo mama so fat she fell over broke her leg and gravy came out!! You mama so stupid she put paper on the t.v. and called it pay-per-view!!! Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get blue tooth!!Yo mama so po she cant pay attention!!... Any Better?????

Freebase Dali · 01-06-2011, 05:41 PM

I'm not going to lie... those actually made me frown.
Sorry. When it comes to cliche jokes, they have to be extraordinary for any effect.

Bloozcrooz · 01-06-2011, 05:45 PM

Yeah the overly used mama joke in itself is played out I know. More or less a form of time travel to back when whoever had the best or newest one was cool. Just saw the thread thought id give it a shot.

Dr_Rez · 01-06-2011, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Your mother is so dumb, her child grew up, joined a forum and resurrected a 5 year old thread with mama jokes that haven't been funny since an arbitrary date in the 80's.

haha

12-13-2006, 08:59 PM	#21 (permalink)
skindredluver Im Just As Sweet!!!:) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: america Posts: 570	I hate you __________________ Let them live in the stillness and know the flame. They will loose all and give all.. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better rich

12-14-2006, 08:34 AM	#22 (permalink)
~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	Heres one more beware: You may get a graphic image Yo mommas so fat that theres Extra cushion for da pushin

01-06-2011, 04:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
Bloozcrooz Justifiable Idiocracy Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 1,244	Yo mama so po I saw her kicking cans down the streeet asked her what she wz doin and she said moving!!! Yo mama so fat I had to roll her over in doe and look for the wet spot!!! We should probally get off mama's cuz uhh....I just got off yours

01-06-2011, 04:55 PM	#24 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Your mother is so dumb, her child grew up, joined a forum and resurrected a 5 year old thread with mama jokes that haven't been funny since an arbitrary date in the 80's.

01-06-2011, 04:56 PM	#25 (permalink)
Bloozcrooz Justifiable Idiocracy Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 1,244	Lol sorry

01-06-2011, 04:57 PM	#26 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	The resurrection would have been more epic with better mama jokes is all I'm saying. Post away.

01-06-2011, 05:03 PM	#27 (permalink)
Bloozcrooz Justifiable Idiocracy Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 1,244	Hmmm..yo mama so fat she fell over broke her leg and gravy came out!! You mama so stupid she put paper on the t.v. and called it pay-per-view!!! Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get blue tooth!!Yo mama so po she cant pay attention!!... Any Better?????

01-06-2011, 05:41 PM	#28 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I'm not going to lie... those actually made me frown. Sorry. When it comes to cliche jokes, they have to be extraordinary for any effect.

01-06-2011, 05:45 PM	#29 (permalink)
Bloozcrooz Justifiable Idiocracy Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 1,244	Yeah the overly used mama joke in itself is played out I know. More or less a form of time travel to back when whoever had the best or newest one was cool. Just saw the thread thought id give it a shot.