Your mama jokes

~~under~~ · 12-12-2006, 06:10 PM

Yo mommas so old that when she breast feeds you it's soy milk

Yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in kindergarten

Yo mommas so old she took Adam to the prom

Yo mommas so fat when she jumps up and down she gets transferred from Heaven to Hell every jump

Yo mommas so hairy, when you were born you got rug burn

Yo mommas so fat, it takes you a plane two cars and a bus just to get to her good side.

Yo mommas so fat when she stands it causes a solar eclipse

W00T

skindredluver · 12-12-2006, 06:41 PM

Nice you guys can go on and on its unbelievable.i already ran out or you guys said them

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-12-2006, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrokenScarredCarcus

Yo mommas so hairy, when you were born you got rug burn

*Baaaaaaaad mental image*

Blain · 12-12-2006, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrokenScarredCarcus

Yo mommas so hairy, when you were born you got rug burn

Keep my mama out of this and I'll keep this outta yo mama *penis thrust*

skindredluver · 12-13-2006, 08:48 PM

Your so wrong

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-13-2006, 08:51 PM

If he's wrong, I dont wanna be right

skindredluver · 12-13-2006, 08:53 PM

Gosh oojay you know would your mama be proud to hear all this stuff hummmm?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-13-2006, 08:54 PM

shut up. my mom is dead

skindredluver · 12-13-2006, 08:55 PM

Im soooooooooooo sorry you should of told me.Ill do whatever you want if you forgive me.[just nothing too nasty]

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-13-2006, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skindredluver

Im soooooooooooo sorry you should of told me.Ill do whatever you want if you forgive me.[just nothing too nasty]

just kiddin'

*PWN3D*

12-13-2006, 08:48 PM	#15 (permalink)
skindredluver Im Just As Sweet!!!:) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: america Posts: 570	Your so wrong __________________ Let them live in the stillness and know the flame. They will loose all and give all.. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better rich

12-13-2006, 08:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
skindredluver Im Just As Sweet!!!:) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: america Posts: 570	Gosh oojay you know would your mama be proud to hear all this stuff hummmm? __________________ Let them live in the stillness and know the flame. They will loose all and give all.. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better rich

12-13-2006, 08:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
skindredluver Im Just As Sweet!!!:) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: america Posts: 570	Im soooooooooooo sorry you should of told me.Ill do whatever you want if you forgive me.[just nothing too nasty] __________________ Let them live in the stillness and know the flame. They will loose all and give all.. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better rich

12-12-2006, 06:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	Yo mommas so old that when she breast feeds you it's soy milk Yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in kindergarten Yo mommas so old she took Adam to the prom Yo mommas so fat when she jumps up and down she gets transferred from Heaven to Hell every jump Yo mommas so hairy, when you were born you got rug burn Yo mommas so fat, it takes you a plane two cars and a bus just to get to her good side. Yo mommas so fat when she stands it causes a solar eclipse W00T

12-12-2006, 06:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
skindredluver Im Just As Sweet!!!:) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: america Posts: 570	Nice you guys can go on and on its unbelievable.i already ran out or you guys said them

12-13-2006, 08:51 PM	#16 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	If he's wrong, I dont wanna be right

12-13-2006, 08:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	shut up. my mom is dead